Fun With Words

[jamesbond]

aww . . . ako ba sinasabihan mo nyan sir james ?

LOVE (noun)

A form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world 

naku mam, granting na sabihan kita nyan, you and i will only laugh about it because alam natin pareho na di yan ikaw hahahaha. . .  sa ganda ng katawan mo na yan, jusko... hahaha. . . you're body commands a second look. . . . 

[lovemarie]

aww . . . bitter naman ng definition na yan ^hahahaha. . .  eto pa isa!

"Long Distance Relationship" (noun)

Yung tipong may gusto ka sa kanya tapos malayong magkagusto siya sayo. 

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[lovemarie]

SPIDER WEB (phrase)

A thing you walk into which suddenly turns you into a karate master

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[lovemarie]

LAZY (adj)

Energy saving mode for humans . . . 

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[Itachi101]

Money

can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
 

[lovemarie]

nice ^shares sir james and sir itachi hehehe. . .  keep them coming 

HOT Shower (phrase)

A regular shower, but with me in it 

[jamesbond]

  eto para sa mga mahihilig humingi ng +likes hahahaha. . . . . 

[lovemarie]

nyahahaha . . .  dami ko tawa dyan sir james! bigyan ko yan ng hashtag ah  . . .  #rockrockinheaven 


DICK (noun)

A male name 



69 (noun)

a number 

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[lovemarie]

DISAPPOINTMENT (noun)

Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose 

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[lovemarie]

HAHAHA (interj.)

to express when something was funny, because just 'haha' isn't that dramatic and can be used as just acknowledging when someone has said something.