16 Things About Guys You’ve Always Wanted To Know But You’re Afraid To Ask

[yannarose]

1. Just because we get an erection doesn’t mean we’re sixually aroused. I’ve gotten them at funerals before and, trust me, that’s not my scene at all. It’s horribly embarrassing.

2. Not all guys want to have six 24 hours per day. There are times that six sounds like the worst thing in the world and all I want to do is eat Oreos and watch Netflix.

3. Guys are in the bathroom so long because we start reading useless stuff on our phones and lose track of time. One time I realized I had been reading about old school wrestling so long my feet were asleep and it was getting dark outside.

4. If there’s something you want to try sixually, we’ll try it. We haven’t asked because we’re afraid you’ll say no or think we’re a pervert if that’s not your thing.

5. Not every female friend is someone he wants to sleep with and it’s not because he’s tried and failed. If you make that claim then basically what you’re saying is every guy you’re friends with is trying to sleep with you.

6. If your boyfriend put a password on his phone out of nowhere, he’s talking to another girl. Nobody just suddenly thinks, “It would be nice if it took a little longer to open my phone every single time I was to use it!”

7. We have no idea where your pee hole is or how that works. We just have one hole but you guys have an entire Play Doh fun factory going on down there. sixually, we can take care of you, but as far as peeing goes, no clue.

8. If your boyfriend wants to hang out with just his friends, don’t ask if you can come along. It’s not an insult to you or meaning that he doesn’t want to be with you. A night apart is great from time to time, especially if you live together.

9. Please keep asking us to kill bugs and open jars. There are very few times when we get to feel like a legitimate tough guy, but that little moment definitely helps.

10. 8 hours of football doesn’t mean it’s the same game for 8 hours. He’s not avoiding you or trying to hide from you. This is seriously the highlight of his year. I know it’s sad, but please don’t judge too harshly.

11. The absolute worst thing you can do is ask if you’re prettier than someone in a movie or magazine. I don’t ask if I’m more attractive than Channing Tatum because, come on. Plus, that’s the product of a team of stylists and photo editors. You’re you. We’re here. Let’s make out.

12. Whatever you do, don’t say bad things about our moms. If she’s a jerk to you, we’ll defend you, but we know she’s insane. We’ve lived with her for the majority of our lives and have learned how to tolerate it. We may call her a psychopath, but just nod and smile.

13. If we get in a fight about something small, give it ten minutes and I promise we’re not thinking about it anymore. Sometimes I forget what the argument is about during the argument.

14. I have no use for a loofah. I’ll just squirt the body wash on my hands and rub it everywhere. I’m sorry.

15. During six, please don’t ever ask what we’re thinking about. The answer is usually “don’t finish yet, don’t finish yet, don’t finish yet.”

16. Also, during six, if something isn’t feeling great, feel free to switch up positions. If you’re miserable it’s not going to be enjoyable for anyone. Thanks again for letting us have six with you.

[marz]

hmmm. imho. i agree with 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10 but not Football, 11, 12, 13 definitely, 14, 16. so 10 out of 16. hehe. thank u for this info

[Prime™]

1. Just because we get an erection doesn’t mean we’re sixually aroused. I’ve gotten them at funerals before and, trust me, that’s not my scene at all. It’s horribly embarrassing.

- This is true. Sometimes we just got to pee and your hands brushed on it, thinking I have the hots. No. I do not.

We also get them from massages at the spa, even without any sixual interest at all. Lady, if you could stop focusing on massaging my thighs, that would be great. I don't want a tent here.



2. Not all guys want to have six 24 hours per day. There are times that six sounds like the worst thing in the world and all I want to do is eat Oreos and watch Netflix.


- This is true. Sometimes I want to relax, read, surf or play PS3. There is no ON button switch. Wait for me to get horny and I will ravage you, but I want my me time, mmkay?



3. Guys are in the bathroom so long because we start reading useless stuff on our phones and lose track of time. One time I realized I had been reading about old school wrestling so long my feet were asleep and it was getting dark outside.



-True. I owe bathrooms 70 percent of my knowledge. I sh*t you not.



4. If there’s something you want to try sixually, we’ll try it. We haven’t asked because we’re afraid you’ll say no or think we’re a pervert if that’s not your thing.


-Kinda. I'm not afraid too ask, after all I guess my requests are pretty tame. No animals or ring of fires involved.



5. Not every female friend is someone he wants to sleep with and it’s not because he’s tried and failed. If you make that claim then basically what you’re saying is every guy you’re friends with is trying to sleep with you.


- Oh yeah. I have female friends that the thought of having six with them is just.. No. Not gonna happen.



6. If your boyfriend put a password on his phone out of nowhere, he’s talking to another girl. Nobody just suddenly thinks, “It would be nice if it took a little longer to open my phone every single time I was to use it!”


- hehehehe....



7. We have no idea where your pee hole is or how that works. We just have one hole but you guys have an entire Play Doh fun factory going on down there. sixually, we can take care of you, but as far as peeing goes, no clue.


- Not true. Many of us can draw a diagram and a blueprint.


8. If your boyfriend wants to hang out with just his friends, don’t ask if you can come along. It’s not an insult to you or meaning that he doesn’t want to be with you. A night apart is great from time to time, especially if you live together.


- oh yeah. Like I said, "me" time. You get "you" time too, it's only fair.



9. Please keep asking us to kill bugs and open jars. There are very few times when we get to feel like a legitimate tough guy, but that little moment definitely helps.


- I hate this. It just have to be the giant spider from hell, or the flyig cacaroach!!



10. 8 hours of football doesn’t mean it’s the same game for 8 hours. He’s not avoiding you or trying to hide from you. This is seriously the highlight of his year. I know it’s sad, but please don’t judge too harshly.



- I don't care much fir football. Wrestling medyo pa, but I get it.



11. The absolute worst thing you can do is ask if you’re prettier than someone in a movie or magazine. I don’t ask if I’m more attractive than Channing Tatum because, come on. Plus, that’s the product of a team of stylists and photo editors. You’re you. We’re here. Let’s make out.


- This question is a trap. You best be on your way.


12. Whatever you do, don’t say bad things about our moms. If she’s a jerk to you, we’ll defend you, but we know she’s insane. We’ve lived with her for the majority of our lives and have learned how to tolerate it. We may call her a psychopath, but just nod and smile.


- Ehhh? My mom is great.



13. If we get in a fight about something small, give it ten minutes and I promise we’re not thinking about it anymore. Sometimes I forget what the argument is about during the argument.


- Yeah, this happens, plus mix in an awful and uncomfortable desire for make up snoo snoo. It's weird, really.


14. I have no use for a loofah. I’ll just squirt the body wash on my hands and rub it everywhere. I’m sorry.


- Not true. I use one of those Japanese body scrubbing towels. They are great.


15. During six, please don’t ever ask what we’re thinking about. The answer is usually “don’t finish yet, don’t finish yet, don’t finish yet.”


- Never happened to me. My mind is on bam chika wow wow moment. No time for thoughts like that.


16. Also, during six, if something isn’t feeling great, feel free to switch up positions. If you’re miserable it’s not going to be enjoyable for anyone. Thanks again for letting us have six with you.


- Sometimes you could push too hard it kind a hurts them, I'd like to be told when I'm pushing too far and that it kinda hurts. We don't ever want to hurt you. We will adjust, no problem.

[ThrashMetal]

Agree ako sa iba. Hehehe

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