Man Rules: 21 #1 rules on how men think

[dennis magtulis]

WE ALWAYS HEAR ‘THE RULES’ FROM THE FEMALE SIDE

NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!
PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON’T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE…

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY ‘NOTHING,’ WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING’S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON’T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE…REALLY.

1.. DON’T ASK US WHAT WE’RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON’T MIND THAT? IT’S LIKE CAMPING…

[bondat]

So true so true!

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[fayt]

NAMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ang gusto ko yun number 1....  . . . . . . . .

[¿m☺ÿ]

so very true ang mga ito kaya lang hirap i-apply.. there is something about woman that real man have weakness to.... It's like a power unseen within them that forces man to bend on their will.... tsk tsk tsk....
 

[dennis magtulis]

NAMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ang gusto ko yun number 1....  . . . . . . . .

hehe,master hero,,number 1 lahat yan eh

[johnny0616]

NAMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ang gusto ko yun number 1....  . . . . . . . .

parehas yata kami ng gusto ni sir fayt... 

thanks boss dennis 

[dennis magtulis]

so very true ang mga ito kaya lang hirap i-apply.. there is something about woman that real man have weakness to.... It's like a power unseen within them that forces man to bend on their will.... tsk tsk tsk....
 

saabgay tama ka jan boss,,pinabasa ko nga ke wife to eh,ayun gumawa siya ng bagong version
sinagot niya isa isa lahat ng rules,,ahha,,tiklop ako eh

[crashtest]

true. i guess no one can change that.
thanks for sharing!


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[cherdZ]

At lahat ng rules 1. talaga. Lol

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[Prime™]

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.


Oh god this.....

[dennis magtulis]

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.


Oh god this.....

exactly bro,,madalas while watching UFC or any sports on tv,,pag climax na biglang dun sila hihirit ng tanung,,tapos pag dimo pinansin,,biglang walk out
tapos pag tinanung mo ulet ,,deadma ka na,,and sasabhin magsama kayo ng TV mo!,,haha