50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)

AgileZero · **on:** December 15, 2013, 12:25:05 AM

Habang nandyan pa yung "101 ways to go to the principal's office or dean's office", isasama ko na ito for the benefit of those who are in a relationship.

Same rules apply: Write the tip number. The crazier the saying, the better the list. I'll start with:

#1

Girlfriend: Ay, ang liit.

My Board · « **on:** December 15, 2013, 12:25:05 AM »

toshka · **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2013, 04:54:14 AM

2.
Bf: babe type ko ang kuya mo.

Aw kaloka.

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AgileZero · **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2013, 05:01:32 AM

#3

Gf: Bhe, buntis ako. Ikaw ang tatay.

#4

Gf: Bhe buntis ako. Tatay mo yung tatay.

Masisiraan ako ng bait pag narinig ko ito.

My Board · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2013, 05:01:32 AM »

toshka · **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2013, 05:10:51 AM

5.
Bf: babe, im inlove with my bestfriend.

Nakow, magsama kayo.

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AgileZero · **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2013, 05:24:37 AM

#6

Gf: Uhmm... babe di ko alam kung paano ko to sasabihin pero nasira ko Xbox One mo.

Bf:

My Board · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2013, 05:24:37 AM »

toshka · **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2013, 05:59:44 AM

^oh no, saklap naman

Gf: baby sorry nabangga ko na naman kotse mo.... insured naman yun db?

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AgileZero · **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2013, 11:28:12 AM

Mas masaklap yan...

BTW put a number on your tip. I'll assume it as number #7

#8

Bf: Bestfriend mo yung cute na girl na yun? Ipakilala mo naman ako.

magbubukid · **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2013, 12:43:44 PM

#9

GF: Babe ipasok mo na, L na L na ako.

BF: Babe tapos na ako.

Tapos ka na din pag check-out ninyo.

cezky09 · **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2013, 12:56:33 PM

#10

gf: dalawa pala fb mo ano password nung account na hindi ako naka add

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AgileZero · **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2013, 01:12:10 PM

The list is coming along just fine. BTW, about #9, talagang tapos kayo pag-check-out nyo.

#11

Gf: Babe, may sasabihin ako sa 'yo. Patay na ako. *disappears into thin air*

Bf: ..............

toshka · **Reply #10 on:** December 16, 2013, 04:08:31 AM

12.

Gf: Sweetie happy anniversary!
Bf: ngayon ba yun babe???

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IORI™ · **Reply #11 on:** December 16, 2013, 04:17:02 AM

13.

gf : buntis ako ikaw ang ama!!

bf : haaaaa ? 2 yrs ako sa saudi ah!! next month pa uwi ko ..

gf : ay ..

AgileZero · **Reply #12 on:** December 16, 2013, 07:31:56 AM

Ayan kasi, absent sa math at health subject eh...

#14

Gf: Babe, halika na. Alis na tayo.
Bf: Mamaya na, last game na talaga. Pa-kill lang nitong........DOUBLE KILL!!!!! ANO KAYO, NGAYON!!!!!

dennis magtulis · **Reply #13 on:** December 16, 2013, 09:15:21 AM

#15. Bf texting: Hon, dito nako sa Canley

GF: Diba nasa office ka???

AgileZero · **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2013, 09:26:53 AM

#16

Gf: Bhe, nai-donate ko na yung mga lumang laruan mo sa Yolanda victims. Yung nasa cabinet na may nakasabing "Batman 10-Year Collection - Do not even touch."

My Board · « **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2013, 09:26:53 AM »