Ten Signs Your Girlfriend Is Crazy

arthas™ · **on:** August 13, 2013, 03:38:48 PM

It's usually easy to spot and decipher if you have a crazy boyfriend as we don't really hide our mental illnesses about our relationships very well. But females can be cunning and just so much devastating. Here are some signs that your girlfriend may be crazy...and I guarantee that your current partner is doing at least a few of these things.

No.10 - She knows things about you that you haven't told her. -- Especially in the early stages of a relationship, men keep secrets; sixual escapades, yearly income, etc. It will all be revealed in due time, but for now this is personal information. If she starts mentioning little secrets that you don’t remember revealing about your personal life, you'd better check your underwear drawer for your journal.

No.9 - She introduces herself to your family & friends behind your back. You've hesitated to introduce her to your friends and family because the relationship is new or you just might not be sure it's something that is going to the next level. Suddenly, your mom is asking questions about her and your friends want to know when she is coming out for drinks. She has found a way to skip your introductions and connect with the people in your life behind your back.

No.8 - She responds to messages on your behalf. The obligations never end. If it’s not an out-of-town wedding this weekend, it’s a birthday party for a friend you haven’t said a word to in months. You’ll RSVP on your own time and on your own terms -- unless she has already made the calls and penciled in everything on your social calendar. She has become your social secretary, making sure to respond to every invitation with a “plus-one.”

No.7 - She has all your passwords without you having given them to her. There is something odd going on: You have e-mails in your deleted items folder that you don’t remember reading, phone messages from friends that aren't making it onto your voicemail and text messages are disappearing off your cell phone. The only explanation is that your girlfriend has figured out your passwords.

No.6 - She shows up in places unexpectedly. There are times when you just want to hang with friends or even just be alone. She doesn’t care about either. She shows up at the bar as if she were the guest of honor and knocks on your door before calling to see if you're home. She appears at work, at the gym and at the bookstore. Check your pockets -- she might be having you tracked.

No.5 - She made a key to your house without asking. A brutal week at work has you dreaming of a night full of cold beers and hours of Xbox until your fingers cramp. You get home to find your partner sitting on the couch, waiting to go out. Not only is your weekend shot, but you can't figure out how the hell she got into your place. She made her own key. How she did it isn’t important right now because you should be much more concerned with why she did it and what you’re going to have to say to get it back.

No.4 - She stops taking birth control without telling you. As crazy as she's been acting, the six is still porn-movie material. It makes sense because the crazy ones are always phenomenal in the sack. You ditched the love glove weeks ago because she is on the pill. At least you think she is on the pill. You haven’t see her take it, she hasn’t had to stop at the pharmacy for a refill and, now that you think about it, you can’t recall the last time she had a monthly visit from “The Red Sea.”

No.3 - She gets physical when arguing. Couples fight. The minor disagreement has turned into a major shouting match. If you don't walk away, punches could be thrown. While you'd never hit a woman, your partner has cocked back and let one loose on you on more than one occasion

No.2 - She threatens to hurt/kill herself. She is on to the fact that you aren’t happy and might be looking for a way out. She realizes that only drastic measures will keep you around. She starts making crazy statements in the middle of arguments, like,“If you leave, I’d probably kill myself” and other threats of bodily harm. Is she serious? You don’t really want to test her but you can’t keep up like this.

No.1 - She won't let you break up with her. It's not going well (and that's putting it nicely). The relationship is a nightmare. It's time to pull the plug. Only problem: She won't let you. You've tried countless times, but she doesn't get the hint. She won't let you break up with her and every time you think she has understood the hint, she is back in your house, hanging with your mom and showing up at your work to go to lunch.

In summary, My Solution: RUN.

My Board · « **on:** August 13, 2013, 03:38:48 PM »

fayt · **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2013, 03:41:27 PM

hahaha.. naku 2-3 signs lang ang ipakita ng girls dyan.. call it quits

arthas™ · **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2013, 03:43:24 PM

Quote from: fayt on August 13, 2013, 03:41:27 PM

hahaha.. naku 2-3 signs lang ang ipakita ng girls dyan.. call it quits

mukhang nakakarelate ka jan fayat.

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fayt · **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2013, 03:46:05 PM

Quote from: jose calderon on August 13, 2013, 03:43:24 PM

mukhang nakakarelate ka jan fayat.

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hahaha di pa naman....oh siguro pero hindi ko alam haha

¿m☺ÿ · **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2013, 04:53:36 PM

the only solution to this is think a lot of times before going into a relationship.....hehehe.. nice post...

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sniffer · **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2013, 08:09:09 PM

Kuh ung no. 1 and 2 kelangan ng matinding ninja moves ..

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icarus · **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2013, 08:22:47 PM

this is for both sides, yung paranoid feeling. sa babae posible gawin ay yung nagging, yung sa lalake naman siguro yung pagiging physical kapag nabibisto hehehehhe.

fayt · **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2013, 08:33:07 PM

Quote from: imoy on August 13, 2013, 04:53:36 PM

the only solution to this is think a lot of times before going into a relationship.....hehehe.. nice post...

Pero pano kung magsisilitawan lang yan kapag nasa relationship na kayo... Mostly ganyan ang case

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sniffer · **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2013, 09:07:32 PM

Quote from: fayt on August 13, 2013, 08:33:07 PM

Pero pano kung magsisilitawan lang yan kapag nasa relationship na kayo... Mostly ganyan ang case

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Use your ninja tactics

Been there. Run for your life! lol tinakasan ko na haha

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trafficjam · **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2013, 08:24:17 AM

haha pang baliw nga ito! waaaah psycho!

jatet · **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2013, 12:10:20 PM

Number 8 or 7 siguro para sakin. Di ko pa naman naexperience karamihan sa list.

tulisan2013 · **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2013, 03:43:01 PM

kakatakot naman kung ganun ang gf mo... psycho!

Itachi101 · **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2013, 08:45:43 PM

ang malas mo naman kong ganito gf mo

Derek.Julia · **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2013, 08:30:18 AM

Katakot ah. Mala Swim Fan na.

iceprince · **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2013, 10:05:33 AM

If it's like that...you better be ready cause you are in a very big trouble...

Running won't do you any good...Running away will do...and don't leave any traces behind...hahaha

My Board · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2013, 10:05:33 AM »