Mga Salitang Kembot

[monde8]

Hindi maipagkakaila na sa panahon ngayon ay hindi lang mga miyembro ng Federasyon at Asosasyon ang gumagamit ng mga salitang kembot or most often referred to as gay lingo. A few years ago when I first heard it in action, I got curious sa kakaibang lengwahe ng mga baklita kong officemates . Parang nakakinis pakinggan pero at the same time ay nakakaaliw dahil nagkakaintindihan naman sila kahit na parang out of this world ang mga salitang lumalabas sa kanilang mga maiingay na bibig.

Sa panahon ngayon, dehins lang mga baklita ang gumagamit ng gay lingo. Ultimo mga chicks mahusay narin sa mga salitang bading lalo na kung may katropa, close friend, or best friend silang bading. Marami rami na rin ngayong mga tunay na lalake na may very light knowledge sa gay lingo (ehem). Simula ng medyo natuto ako nito, napansin ko na nagugulat ang mga chicks sa aking taglay na kaalaman. With that, let me share this gay lingo dictionary para sa mga tunay na lalake out there. Additional bullets din to para maka score mga ka PT.


Anik / Anetch — ano (what) / which
Balaj — balahura (shameless)
Bitter Ocampo — malungkot (sad) / nagngingitngit (fuming mad) / bitter
Baklah / Baklush — used instead of one’s name, may refer to any gender
Givency / Janno Gibbs / Debbie Gibson — bigay (to give)
That’s Entertainment / Anda / Andalucia / Anju / Anjo Yllaña — datung (money)
Fatale — sobra (excessive) / to the max
Feel / Fillet o’ Fish — type / gusto / natipuhan (like)
Fly — alis (leave)
Forever — palagi (always) / matagal / mabagal (slow)
Pagoda Cold Wave Lotion — pagod (tired)
Washington / Wishing / Wish — wala (nothing or none)
Chanda Romero — tiyan (tummy)
Mahalia Jackson — mahal (expensive)
Kuya Germs — madumi (dirty) / bearer of germs
Lucresia Kasilag — lukaret / baliw (crazy)
Lucita Soriano — loser na sorry pa
Luz Valdez — matalo (to lose)
Winnie Santos — manalo (to win)
Award — pinagalitan / pinagsabihan (reprimanded)
Freestyle — slow makagets (to understand) / slow
Imbey / Im — imbyerna (irritation)
Jowa / Jowabelles / Jowabella — karelasyon / BF or GF
Kape / Capuccino / Coffeemate — magising ka sa katotohanan (be realistic)
Lupita Kashiwahara — malupit (cruel)
Rita Gomez — nakaka-irita (irritating personality)
Enter the Dragon / Entourage — pasok (to enter) / come in
Julie Andrew / Jolina Magdangal — mahuli (caught in the act)
Antibiotic — antipatika (*****)
48 Years / 50 Golden Years / 10,000 — matagal (after a long time)
Crayola — iyak (to cry)
Thundercats / Chandeliers / Masyonda — matanda (old people)
Wrangler — gurang (also means old)
Jubis / Juba — taba (fatso)
Jutay / Jutes — maliit (small)
Kangkang — six
Reyna Elena — ulan (to rain)
X-Men — dating lalaki (formerly a man) now gay
Morayta / Murriah Carrey — mura (cheap)
Pamintang Durog / Pamenthols — closet gays / acting as men
Backstreet Boys — cute boys at the back
Chiminey Cricket — chimay (maid)
Goodbye Suklay — goodbye
Fayatollah Kumenis — payat (skinny)
Anaconda — ahas (a snake) / traitor
Anong petsa na? — asked when someone is taking too long to dress up, etc.
Charing/Tienes — jest / a joke / not serious
Kaplang — mali (error) / mistake
Barbra Streisand / Barbara Perez — bara / binara (bluntly rejected)
Regal Drama Hour / Maalala Mo Kaya — when someone tells a sob story
_______, ikaw ba yan? — when someone acts like another
person, maybe a showbiz personality or not. (example: Vilma Santos, Ikaw Ba yan?)
Purita Kalaw — walang pera (broke) / mahirap (poor)
Rica Peralejo — mayaman (rich, from the Spanish word rica)
Chova / Chovaline Kyle — chika lang (small talk)
Cookie Chua / Cookie Monster — magluto (to cook)
Clasmarurut / Klasmarurut — classmate
Cynthia Luster — hindi kilalang babae o lalake (unknown she or he)
Daot — insulto (insult)
Eksena / Eksenadora — mahilig pumapel / mahilig sumabat (someone who always likes to figure in a scene)
Emote — mag-inarte pa rin (one who is over-acting)
Karir/Career — sineryoso ang isang bagay like BF or work (to be seriously involved)
Lafang — kain (eat)
Lapel — malakas ang boses (someone with a loud voice)
Carry / Keri / Cash & Carry — sige (OK or alright)
Cathy Dennis — “makati” (frisky) or promiscuous
Char / Charot / Charing / Charbroiled — not ok
Liberty / Statue of Liberty — libre (free)
Okray — paninirang puri (criticize)
Lucky Home Partner — live-in partner
In Fairness — pampalubag loob (to console)
Compared to Lugaw — kesa wala (better than nothing)

additional....

jombag - (verb) to punch (from umbag)
itich - (adv) this (from ito)
rampa or rampage -- to gmik or to sashay seductively w/in the gmik
papable - pang bf ang arrive... yumyum ... hehehe
majontot,jontot - mabaho
juding - bading
joray - mataray
badinglets - young gay
majinit - mainit
ibera-sabihin
kiri - friend
carmi martin - karma
ditetch - dito
ititch - ito
anda - money
seda-dami
otoko - lalake
bilat - babae
uta - bata
bowa/bowamis - jowa
kes - ko
suba - yosi

[lovemarie]

Sometimes, we say things that we don’t really mean. Sometimes, we say things without thinking and caring for the truth.

For instance, we say “I’m Haggardo Versoza!” without having knowledge on who and what Machete is (also: shame on you!). Or we say “jumujulanis morrissette na naman” without knowing anything about Jagged Little Pill.  This has got to stop, people. It’s time we put an end to your ill-informed ways.

Here are 8 celebrities whose names have become adjectives and expression, thanks to all the Filipino bekis in the world. We’ll give you a brief background of who they are, so the next time you use their names in beki speak, you’ll know what the hell you’re talking about.

Purita Kalaw Ledesma (born in 1914) founded the Art Association of the Philippines (AAP), the biggest art association in the country, in 1948. Kalaw is an art collector a businesswoman, and a writer. In her lifetime, she published four books, which included an autobiography.

She’s the name behind the Ateneo Art Awards’ Purita Kalaw Ledesma Prize for Art Criticism, which is actually now open for entries.

Chuckie Dreyfus was a child actor who bagged acting awards like Best Child Performer in MMFF, and Best Child Actor in FAMAS. Growing up in the 80s, he was part of That’s Entertainment, a variety show for teens hosted by German Moreno aka Kuya Germs, the guy who taught us that sleep is for the weak.

Dreyfus is also a songwriter and composer, and has been part of a lot of TV and movie projects (he’s composed for GMA and ABS-CBN, as well as celebrities like Rachel Ann Go and Sarah Geronimo. He also has a lifestyle blog, which you can visit here.

Also, there’s really nothing chuckie (chaka) about this Dreyfus because abs. Which brings us to the next person…

When you say the word “machete” to a Filipino (especially if he was alive in the ’80s), the words “sharp object” are most likely not the first things that will come to mind. Instead, it’ll be Gardo Versoza, a Filipino actor who has starred in over 40 movies and dozens of TV shows; a man who was not afraid to wear very few items of clothing (perhaps this is one of the reasons why he’s not sure how many children he has?).

Aside from being hailed as “Asia’s sixiest man” at one point in his life, he is also lucky to be part of movies that have the best titles ever: Sabik sa Halik, Kirot, and Halimuyak ng Babae.

Sushmita Sen, and Indian actress and model, became famous in the Philippines because she was the one who succeeded Puerto Rico’s (and formerly, Aga Muhlach’s and then Marc Anthony’s) Dayanara Torres in Miss Universe 1994. She’s appeared in more than a dozen movies, and got a number of awards for them.

Perhaps the only apt beki speak on this list: Julanis Morissette is inspired by Canadian musician Alanis Morissette, who, incidentally, sang about rain on a wedding day. She’s the original Angry Tita, with her songs about break-ups and a-holes.

What was supposed to mean “light” was bekified into the act of losing, which she is nothing but. Born in 1940, Luz Valdez was huge in the ’50s to ’60s. She starred in movies like Tuko Sa Madre Kakaw, Tatlong Komando, and Chinita, which made her a huge star. Today, you’ll most likely see her playing mother and grandmother roles in TV and movies.

Carmi Martin is an actress who was huge in the late ’80s to ’90s, in shows like Student Canteen, Chicks to Chicks, That’s Entertainment, and Abangan Ang Susunod na Kabanata (“mabu-heeeey”); and more than a dozen movies. She’s still pretty active on TV and film these days, playing tita/drunk mother roles.

This guy’s not Filipino, but needs to be on this list because his name is one of the oft-used names in bekispeak. Tom Jones is an Welsh singer who’s behind hits like It’s Not Unusual, Delilah, She’s a Lady, and six Bomb. The only thing he’s probably hungry for, really, is love from the ladies.

*credit to the source

[Prime™]

  Sumakit ulo ko dun ah . . . . . . .

[lovemarie]

Sumakit ulo ko dun ah . . . . . . .

sir prime, eh baka naman po "tom jones" ka lang kaya  sumakit ulo mo po hehe...

[Prime™]

sir prime, eh baka naman po "tom jones" ka lang kaya  sumakit ulo mo po hehe...

Hinde, baka gardo versoza lang ako now. . . .

Nye! 

[fayt]

parang bago sa akin ang mga terms.....

 

oo nga pala.... lalake pa la ako 

[lovemarie]

parang bago sa akin ang mga terms.....

 

oo nga pala.... lalake pa la ako 

o eh to pa more bekispeak sir fayt para di ka naman "luz valdez" at ma "gardo verozosa" pag may ka chika kang beki hehehe...


Cathy Santillan, Kate Gomez, Cathy Mora, Cathy Dennis – makati, malandi

Chabelita – chubby

Chanda Romero – tummy (ang laki ng Chanda Romero nung pulis) / an old woman

Chiquito – maliit

Churchill – sosyal

Crayola  – iyak

Dakota Harrison P! laza – malaki birdie

Debbie Gibson – give

Duty Free – maliit ang birdie

Ella Mae (Saison), Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Luansing – state of feeling horny

Girlie Rodis – babae

Givenchy – give, pahingi

Indiana Jones – hindi sumipot

 

[jamesbond]

+likes muna dito sa thread mo mam labs.... mahirap maka-relate dito maybe because i'm not used to hearing words like these... gay lingos as they say creates fun but none the less expressive for some, though they should be used  discreetly for others may not find them that funny.. pero maganda ang thread na ito, this cause us awareness on gay lingos, mahirap din naman na hindi natin alam ang mga ito at baka mahuli tayo sa kalakaran hahaha... thanks thanks...

[razorsharp]

at wag kalimutan: microsoft - maliit na malambot pa. 

[renegade_master]

ayos to ah, dami ko pa namn friend na beki na di ko maintindihan kpag nag uusap sila.. ngayon alam ko na meaning nung iba.

[lovemarie]

eto pa mga friends hehe...

crayola – iyak

erklip – tulog

ikura – magkano

embey, emberika – galit or inis

touch mobile – nahawakan

chipangga – cheap

thundercats -matanda

makiyawti -mabaho

pokish – slutty

bonamin – anal s3x

biogesic -mast*rbate

insekyora -inggitera, insecure

[carlo1225]

eto may napulot akong usapan ng mga Kembot...
gamitin nyo nlang ung baklabularyo sa taas para maintindihan nyo...
 

Tenenen-tenenen-tenenenen (Nokia Tune)
Caller ID appears Greg Samolina.


Harold: O bakla nyoket?
Greg: Bakla masakit!!!!
Harold: Ang anek ang manyoket? Waing manyoket watashi!
Greg: Ang knows ko kasi nagpabona ka kagabu sa juwetra mech?
Harold: Wis! Wis! truelaley, Wis akech nagpbona sa juwetra, kumplang lang akech, duty free kasi ang nota eh wis dakila imberna nga eh kala ko daks wis pala!
Greg: Kala ko pa naman umariba ka ng pangangabayo kagabi bet mo Richie d horsie na lang para winner ka mala mola, carry mo
Harold: Wis deadma, Borlog na lang akira makagetchung pa ako ng muta no, cairo akech bukas, join force ka ning?
Greg: Go ako jan! bet ko ang rampage bukas, anek ang outfit jukas, Girlie Mendoza?
Harold: Plangak! kailangan gerlie tayis jukas ano, mag tubebang ka akech pekpek shorts deadma na ang pantylet para go agad sa juwetra ang nota.
Greg: ok girl.. jukas see you na lng, babu!
Harold: babooo!

[Heathcliff]

offtopic:

oh may gawd! ....sumabog ang ayos na ayos na kilay ko, pati bigote ko...natuyo ang pawis katatawa...nyaha!

aha juwetra pala tawag dun ah...nyaha! plangak!

 

[carlo1225]

Kembot Songs na lagi nyong kinakanta nung bata pa kayo...
 

BAHAY KUBO
valer kuberch
kahit jutay
ang julamantrax dochi
ay anek anek

nyongkamas at nyutring
nyogarilyas at kipey
nyitaw, nyotaw jutani

kundol, jutola
jupo’t jolabastrax
at mega join join pa

jubanox, nyustasa
nyobuyas, nyomatis
nyowang at luyax

at around the keme ay
fulness ng linga

BUBUKA ANG BULAKLAK
Bubukesh ang floweret
jojosok ang reynabelz
shochurva ng chacha
pa jembot jembot fah

boom tiyayavush
tiyayavush chenes
boom tiyayavush
tiyayavush chenes

PEN PEN DE SARAHPEN
Pen pen de chorvaloo
de kemerloo de eklavoo
hao hao de chenelyn
de ba yutech

si friti dapat iipit
goldness-filak
chumochorva
sa tabi ng chenes

shoyang fula
talong na fula
shoyang fute
talong na mapute

chuk chak chenes
namo uz ek

[Heathcliff]

nyahaha! ....very talented naman talaga itong si Sir Carlo1225...may balak ka bang maging resident bading linguist ng PT? hahaha...pasado na aba!

mabuhey ka! julakpak kabilaan likod at harap! lolz...