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Some thoughts about woman and man...

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Offline fayt

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on: June 25, 2013, 01:04:20 AM
WOMAN!

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don't, you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing.
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If you don't, you are 'not understanding' .
If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, you are a dull boy.
If you are jealous, she says it is bad,
If you aren't, she thinks you don't love her.
If you attempt a romance, she says you don't
respect her,
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to
wait,
If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.
If you visit other men, you are not putting in
quality time,
If she is visited by other women, "Ah! It's natural,
we are girls."
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking
advantage.
If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack
ethics,
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of
flirting,
If she is stared by a man, she says that they are
just admiring.
If you talk, she wants you to listen, If you listen, she wants you to talk.

ABOVE ALL..
When u are single, People ask about gf/bf.
When u have one, They ask is there any future...?
When u have a fiance, They ask about wedding...?
When u get married, They ask when will u have a
baby..?
When u already have one, they ask when is little brother or sister coming...?
When u get... divorced, They ask why..?
If u moved on, They ask why so quickly...?
People will never stop asking... . .
Be proud of who u are and u don't care about what
people think about u, Because it's UR LIFE and YOU alone should decide
how to LIVE IT.
>>Dear teachers
Di porket pare pareho kami ng sagot, nagkopyahan na kami. May sagot ba na iba iba? Ano yun, originality?
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Some thoughts about woman and man...
« on: June 25, 2013, 01:04:20 AM »

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Reply #1 on: June 25, 2013, 05:06:09 AM
Lolz,ang gulo ng guys noh!...hehe...  :) :)

But,I like what it says in the last sentence though...and that is very true..


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Reply #2 on: June 25, 2013, 05:03:04 PM
Haha that's why it's always best not to try to guess what she's thinking. Sasakit lang ulo mo. Just do what feels right.

Kiss when you feel like kissing. Don't ask for permission. I never do.

Pero of course use common sense.
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Reply #3 on: June 25, 2013, 05:19:48 PM
aus to ah... galing... salamat sa share..


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Reply #4 on: June 25, 2013, 06:16:16 PM
iba ka talaga mag share master hihihi.... ikaw na si doktor love haha
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Reply #5 on: June 25, 2013, 07:09:41 PM
 :-\  ganoon talaga siguro kasi kung hindi magiging boring ang life nating mga lalaki.... somebody needs to put as in-line ika nga....
Mahirap kasi talaga silang intindihin...but kahit pa ano...we still love them...


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Reply #6 on: June 25, 2013, 07:15:23 PM

:-  ganoon talaga siguro kasi kung hindi magiging boring ang life nating mga lalaki.... somebody needs to put as in-line ika nga....
Mahirap kasi talaga silang intindihin...but kahit pa ano...we still love them...

Hence the old adage, "Women, you can't live with them. You can't live without them. "


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Reply #7 on: June 25, 2013, 07:24:13 PM
Hence the old adage, "Women, you can't live with them. You can't live without them. "


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i agree sir, medyo confusing talaga ang feeling natin para sa kanila pero ganun pa man there is stil a feeling of need for them....


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Reply #8 on: June 25, 2013, 07:25:57 PM

i agree sir, medyo confusing talaga ang feeling natin para sa kanila pero ganun pa man there is stil a feeling of need for them....

Oh yes. Isang malaking napakaboring na sausage fest ang mundo kung walang mga babae. Mag harakiri na ako siguro kung puro lalake nalang tayo dito sa mundo.

I love em. They rock my world.


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Reply #9 on: June 25, 2013, 07:32:25 PM
Oh yes. Isang malaking napakaboring na sausage fest ang mundo kung walang mga babae. Mag harakiri na ako siguro kung puro lalake nalang tayo dito sa mundo.

I love em. They rock my world.


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hahahaha, good to know sir, pareho tayo ng nasa isip.... para silang mga beer na kahit alam nating mapait eh patuloy pa rin nating iniinom...hanggang sa mahilo....hehehehe


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Reply #10 on: June 25, 2013, 07:33:34 PM

hahahaha, good to know sir, pareho tayo ng nasa isip.... para silang mga beer na kahit alam nating mapait eh patuloy pa rin nating iniinom...hanggang sa mahilo....hehehehe

Nakanang. Mukhang may naaamoy akong isang chickboy dito ah... Hahahaha!

Apir amigo!


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Reply #11 on: July 02, 2013, 03:20:26 PM
Ang Babae (Bow) - Ang hirap Timplahin at paskisamahan, pero ang hirap din hayaan mawala.


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Reply #12 on: July 06, 2013, 03:37:50 AM
Ang Babae (Bow) - Ang hirap Timplahin at paskisamahan, pero ang hirap din hayaan mawala.


Tama ka jan mahirap nga kmi timplahin pero pag ngmahal nmn kmi bonggang bongga..

Ang lalaki din nmn mahirap ispelengin minsan eh..
The most important thing is to enjoy your life, to be happy, it’s all that matters.
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Reply #13 on: July 06, 2013, 01:30:25 PM
Ang babae masarap mahalin mahirap intindihin :'(


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Reply #14 on: July 06, 2013, 02:10:21 PM
Ang babae masarap mahalin mahirap intindihin :'(


Grabe nmn madali nmndin kami intindihin ah depende na lng sa lalaki kung pano nya iintindihin ang babae
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