mag ingat sa mga misis

dere'k ™ · **on:** May 30, 2013, 11:51:09 PM

mga tol, mag ingat ha, lalo na ikaw pareng [you] tapos ang maliligayang araw mo pag ginawa ni misis/gf sa iyo to....

My Board · « **on:** May 30, 2013, 11:51:09 PM »

dere'k ™ · **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2013, 11:57:06 PM

CHERLYN, 35, approached her sleeping husband. Carefully, she pulled down his undies. Her eyes must have glowed wickedly at the sight of his penis that seemed to glitter like a gem. Perhaps using her fingers as tweezers, she picked up the glans. Then she hacked off the soft tissue with a scythe.

As Cherlyn fled with the dripping penis, she must have congratulated herself. She had just performed a penectomy.

Authorities are now hunting down Cherlyn (not her real name) who fled with her husband’s penis in Naawan, Misamis Oriental.

A radio report identified the victim as Cresencio, 32.

The report quoted Naawan Police Station chief Insp. Joseph Yabo as saying that he has not received any complaint regarding the incident which occurred at dawn last Monday.

The victim is now undergoing treatment at the Northern Mindanao Medical Center. He suffered penial injury secondary to mauling.

The radio report added that both the suspect and victim had lovers. Cherlyn is allegedly six months pregnant with a neighbors baby.

fayt · **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2013, 02:23:14 AM

Tsk tsk.. parehas palang may kabit sya pa namputol ng kinabukasan.. psycho....

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My Board · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2013, 02:23:14 AM »

dere'k ™ · **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2013, 04:52:16 AM

hahaha putol ang pagkalalaki bro... ang hirap cguro nyan para bang wala ka ng kwenta pagkalalaki mo...

Puswak63 · **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2013, 05:36:21 AM

arayy!.. Praktis lang mga tol

masakit yan.putol wala kapang kwenta

kaya ako mag iingat nalang thank you sa paalala tol

My Board · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2013, 05:36:21 AM »

xxxchoholic Rai ♥ · **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2013, 11:53:56 PM

eh dapat lang yan talaga

lahat ng salawahan at mga manyakis dapat pinuputulan para matuto ng leksyon

dere'k ™ · **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2013, 11:59:55 PM

safe ako jan... hindi naman ako babaero eh, kawawa naman yang pinutulan na yan,... hindi pa naman pweding ibalik yan... aaaawwww

Ozone · **Reply #7 on:** June 02, 2013, 09:20:03 AM

hindi na ba puwedeng ikabit, tulad ng ginawa kay JW Bobbit?

Prime™ · **Reply #8 on:** June 02, 2013, 10:20:34 AM

Tsk tsk grabe naman to! Ieeeeeeeee! O.O

luminukawa · **Reply #9 on:** June 09, 2013, 05:39:30 PM

wag mong lolokohin asawa mo kung katabi mo sya matulog

Cathrina · **Reply #10 on:** June 09, 2013, 09:32:05 PM

Wow pinutol ang kaligayahan

pano na yan

kis · **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2013, 09:36:26 AM

Kawawang mister. Pero, bakit kailangang gawin yun?

fayt · **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2013, 09:46:40 AM

Quote from: kis on June 30, 2013, 09:36:26 AM

Kawawang mister. Pero, bakit kailangang gawin yun?

hindi sa kailangan o kailangan.. pag clouded na ng mind mo ng galit o anu pa man..nawawala na yun rationality

¿m☺ÿ · **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2013, 02:30:11 PM

sino bang gustong maputulan? malaking wala, kaya mga brod....be nice to our gf or wife....baka maging clouded ang isip nila, we won't know......ingat ka lalo si derek....hahahaha....
+1k sayo...

dere'k ™ · **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2013, 02:35:26 PM

wahahah wala pa akong misis tol kaya safe pa ako jan heheheh

My Board · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2013, 02:35:26 PM »