PT "Hot Seat" Q & A portion

[arthas™]

Sir jose,

Response: Unless the call is from NORTH Korea (not South), there is a 99.99% chance of the customer bluffing. In that case I will analyze if the feature request is doable immediately. If it is, I will do it for him out of good faith. If not, I will tell him that he needs to wait for a while, as is the standard process.
If the call is from NORTH Korea, I cannot do anything but finish the feature request immediately. Hard to reason with insane dictators.

Hope this answers your question.

hmmm... so you'll ignore the fact that it's just the bastard jose calderon who called you for an urgent feature request? if that's the case, well expect more prank calls from him. lol

[zzgundam]

hmmm... so you'll ignore the fact that it's just the bastard jose calderon who called you for an urgent feature request? if that's the case, well expect more prank calls from him. lol

The Meridian phones we have in the office have caller ID. Couple that with the fact that the customer has to go through the call center first, then the L2's, etc... before they get to me, I guess that one won't be a prank call.

[zzgundam]

Sir zz konteng tanong lang ha..

Pretend your single and you like one of the pt girls and it happens to be me lolz
And you really want to have a dinner date with me and want me to like you and be your gf..  

Questions:
How can you approach me to go out with you?
Where you gonna take me to have a dinner?date?
How can you impress me?
What is your best way/techniques to court me?

Thanks in advance sir zz sa dinner date.. 
Safe answers are not allowed..haha!

Hi Ate Cath!
Regarding this situation, a quick calculation gives the probability at around 1x10^-20 % (near 0).

But for the sake of this discussion, let's assume that this is the case.
As for your queries:

Query 1: How can you approach me to go out with you?
Response 1: I will make friends with you and be sweet to you first. I'm normally sweet to ladies, being brought up that way, but I'll show extra sweetness to you. Then when we're a bit close, I'll ask you out. But initially it will just be a friendly date, then we can build from there.

Query 2: Where you gonna take me to have a dinner?date?
Response 2: It depends. I'll check the closest place to our current location with good food, good ambiance and good service, and I'll take you there.

Query 3: How can you impress me?
Response 3: I won't. I'll just act normally.

Query 4: What is your best way/techniques to court me?
Response 4: There is no "best technique". Learning on the fly, improvising and adjusting to the situation are necessary. Women are, pardon me, fickle creatures, so they may like one thing now and another tomorrow. I keep that in mind and am ready to adjust my approach as the situation arises.

I hope I've answered your question adequately ate Cath.

Regards,

ZZ

[Cathrina]

Hi Ate Cath!
Regarding this situation, a quick calculation gives the probability at around 1x10^-20 % (near 0).

But for the sake of this discussion, let's assume that this is the case.
As for your queries:

Query 1: How can you approach me to go out with you?
Response 1: I will make friends with you and be sweet to you first. I'm normally sweet to ladies, being brought up that way, but I'll show extra sweetness to you. Then when we're a bit close, I'll ask you out. But initially it will just be a friendly date, then we can build from there.

Query 2: Where you gonna take me to have a dinner?date?
Response 2: It depends. I'll check the closest place to our current location with good food, good ambiance and good service, and I'll take you there.

Query 3: How can you impress me?
Response 3: I won't. I'll just act normally.

Query 4: What is your best way/techniques to court me?
Response 4: There is no "best technique". Learning on the fly, improvising and adjusting to the situation are necessary. Women are, pardon me, fickle creatures, so they may like one thing now and another tomorrow. I keep that in mind and am ready to adjust my approach as the situation arises.

I hope I've answered your question adequately ate Cath.

Regards,

ZZ

Haha may calculation pa oh sa unahan hehe..salamat po sa pagsagot..basag ako nag ate eh before sinagot hahaha..anyway ok naman sagot mo bunso kala ko lang kantahan mo ako para ipadinig mo ang maganda mong boses to impress me,:wink:

[arthas™]

The Meridian phones we have in the office have caller ID. Couple that with the fact that the customer has to go through the call center first, then the L2's, etc... before they get to me, I guess that one won't be a prank call.

Oh well, that's enough. Here's another one:

Situational 4:

You arrived at office, tired from travel and upon sitting on your desk, you've noticed on the window that a plane is about to crash to the building where you work. You can't get out because you have a critical case on queue and a Korean continued to threat via phone about his feature request stuff. The plane is approaching and it could hit straight on you while you're working. Meanwhile your boss disregards the plane and told you not to leave. While working, a sixy officemate approached you to help her scratch her back. What would you do? Well this is a critical situation. You may pass if you want.


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[zzgundam]

Haha may calculation pa oh sa unahan hehe..salamat po sa pagsagot..basag ako nag ate eh before sinagot hahaha..anyway ok naman sagot mo bunso kala ko lang kantahan mo ako para ipadinig mo ang maganda mong boses to impress me,:wink:

Don't worry Ate, I'll sing for you, I promise... I just need to wait for the proper timing

[zzgundam]

Oh well, that's enough. Here's another one:

Situational 4:

You arrived at office, tired from travel and upon sitting on your desk, you've noticed on the window that a plane is about to crash to the building where you work. You can't get out because you have a critical case on queue and a Korean continued to threat via phone about his feature request stuff. The plane is approaching and it could hit straight on you while you're working. Meanwhile your boss disregards the plane and told you not to leave. While working, a sixy officemate approached you to help her scratch her back. What would you do? Well this is a critical situation. You may pass if you want.


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Sir,

This situation has an even lower probability than Ate Cath's. I'd calculate it to be 1x10^-30 %...
Anyway, there are a few problems with the situation:
1. Unless the plane is on a very very specific course, it will not hit our building. There are other buildings that it will hit first...
2. I can work on the customer's issue even if I'm mobile. I have a laptop, 3G and multisite VPN, there is no excuse for me to stay on my desk...
3. My boss will not tell me to stay. In fact he'll probably lead us down the stairs as fast as he can. He cares for his people like that.
4. I have no sixy officemates who would choose me to scratch their back. And even if I did, in such a time they would not think of scratching an itch; they would panic!

Anyhow, in such a completely improbable situation:

I'd pack up my laptop, run down the elevator with my bag (and phone for 3G). I'll disregard all obstacles.

Thanks,
zz

[somebody]

Hi ser ZZ.. mejo walang originality tanong ko pero I really would like to ask you this question

Do you play or follow any sports?
Do you like to hang out online?
What do you like to read?
What do you do in your spare time?
What kind of music do you like?
What kinds of movies do you like to watch?
What are your favorite TV shows?
What's your favorite board game or card game?
Do you like animals? What's your favorite animal?

that is all for now

[arthas™]

Sir,

This situation has an even lower probability than Ate Cath's. I'd calculate it to be 1x10^-30 %...
Anyway, there are a few problems with the situation:
1. Unless the plane is on a very very specific course, it will not hit our building. There are other buildings that it will hit first...
2. I can work on the customer's issue even if I'm mobile. I have a laptop, 3G and multisite VPN, there is no excuse for me to stay on my desk...
3. My boss will not tell me to stay. In fact he'll probably lead us down the stairs as fast as he can. He cares for his people like that.
4. I have no sixy officemates who would choose me to scratch their back. And even if I did, in such a time they would not think of scratching an itch; they would panic!

Anyhow, in such a completely improbable situation:

I'd pack up my laptop, run down the elevator with my bag (and phone for 3G). I'll disregard all obstacles.

Thanks,
zz

Thanks for your answers buddy. I just jumbled the situation and see how fast you could think, but I'm expecting a different answer from you lol, anyway, I appreciate your answers. I'll get back for more crucial, nonsense or even real life situations for you to solve. See you around. 

[zzgundam]

Hi ser ZZ.. mejo walang originality tanong ko pero I really would like to ask you this question

Do you play or follow any sports?
Do you like to hang out online?
What do you like to read?
What do you do in your spare time?
What kind of music do you like?
What kinds of movies do you like to watch?
What are your favorite TV shows?
What's your favorite board game or card game?
Do you like animals? What's your favorite animal?

that is all for now

For some reason, my answer disappeared..
Hi Ma'am Some!
Here are my responses:

Q: Do you play or follow any sports?
R: I play table tennis and badminton (and chess). I follow basketball (am a fan of the NBA and the PBA)

Q: Do you like to hang out online?
R: Indeed. Sometimes I stay for hours in front of the PC just browsing.

Q: What do you like to read?
R: I'm a voracious reader, so almost anything. But my favorites are technical documents, science fiction and epic fantasy. Oh and the Bible when reading to my little kid.

Q: What do you do in your spare time?
R: Lots of stuff. Eat, play, sleep, rest, have fun with the wife and kids, travel, tinker with my hardware and software...

Q: What kind of music do you like?
R: Classical, house music, techno, trance and acoustic ballads.

Q: What kinds of movies do you like to watch?
R: Anything except chick flicks, cheesy romance movies or avant-garde "experimental" stuff.

Q: What are your favorite TV shows?
R: The news, Bloomberg and shows you can see on Discovery and National Geographic.

Q: What's your favorite board game or card game?
R: Board games would be Monopoly and Scrabble.
For card game, I'd say poker. I once went into a casino and doubled my money just by playing poker.

Q: Do you like animals? What's your favorite animal?
R: Somewhat. They seem to like me after all. I don't play favorites, I like all friendly animals.

Hope this answers your questions.
Have fun!

Regards,
ZZ

[¿m☺ÿ]

Thank you sir Imoy.
Regarding your queries:

Response 1 - ZZ (Double Zeta) Gundam is the titular robot ("mobile suit") from the anime Gundam ZZ. I believe it is one of the best Gundam series, along with Unicorn and Char's Counterattack.

Response 2 - Only one, a little boy aged 2 months and 3 days.

Response 3 - I'm some sort of a hybrid engineer/manager/programmer. I work in a computer security company.

You're welcome, and I hope I have answered your questions adequately.

Thank you for the answer sir ZZ....

[fayt]

ohhh hot seat

makapagtanong nga muna...

random questions:

1. Papaano ka magiging ama sa anak mo?
2. Kung matatanda/lolo na kayo ng asawa mo ngayon, ano sa palagay mo ang ginagawa nyo ngayon?
3. Nakapasok kana ba sa beerhouse?
4. Ano favorite mong porn category?
5. Sino ang pinaka favorite mong porn star?
6. Ano favorite six postion?
7. Si Napoles ba dapat maging state witness or kasuhan na lang?
8. Naniniwala kaba na si Marcos ang pinakamagaling na presidente?
9. Ano payo mo sa mga naghihirap ngayon?
10. Ano na ang pinakamalayo na nalakad mo? at bakit?
11. Natry mo na ba tumae na nakatungtong ang paa mo sa bowl? Kelan to?
12. Ano usually ginagawa mo sa client na masyado makulit kausap at hindi marunong umintindi?
13. Kung magugutom ka ngayon, ano pagkain ang unang pumasok sa isipan mo?
14. Kung saka sakali manghoholdap ka ng cellphone? Pano mo sya hoholdapin?
15. Ano ang pinakastrongest password na nagamit mo (syempre hindi mo na ginagamit ngayon)?
16. Ano ang pinakawierd na naibuild mo sa DOTA?
17. Start up item ang madalas mong bilin sa DOTA?
18. Ano ang pinakasweet na nagawa mo sa misis mo?
19. Pag nagaaway kayo ni misis, pano nareresolba?
20. Kelan kang huli natalisod sa daan at bakit?
21. Kung mawawala na ang PORK Barrel, pano mo iuutilize ang resources ng government?
22. May bata ka nakita sa daan na nanghihingi sayo ng limos at talagang nakakaawa pero may nakita kang plastik na may rugby.. Pano mo sya matutulungan?
23. Pano mo naligawan si misis?
24. Sa one sided relationship, ano ang mas gusto mo.. Ang mahal mo or ang ma ka nya?
25. Kung may enough kang resources, how can you saved environment from pollution? noise, air, water, land...
26. Paano mo inoovercome ang failures? Ano ang step by step neto?
27. In you view points, ano ba ang kagandahan ng asal and morality?
28. Pabor kaba sa paggamit ng papel rather than plastic? Kung plastic hindi natutunaw sa dagat, pag papel naman ang puno naman magsusuffer.. Pano mo idedefend ang sagot mo?
29. Ano ang madalas mong countermeasures kapag naencounter mo ang miscalculation? or kung hindi pa nanyayare ano gagawin mo kung sakali manyari sayo?
30. Paano mo nakokontrol ang sixual urge mo?

Sige makapagsituational nga din

Simple lang naman to:

Scenario

Naglalakad kayo ni jose sa daan ng may nakita kayong beerhouse... Out of the blue, bigla nagyaya si jose sa loob parang makapag happy happy.. Napapayag ka ni jose sa loob dahil nacurious ka rin kung ano ba nasa loob ng beerhouse na yan (di ko rin kasi alam ehh  ). Dyan na kayo umiinom inom at syempre may nagsasayawan chiks sa stage (hindi ko rin alam kung eto ba talaga ang nasa loob ng beerhouse ).

Mga tanong:

1. May natipuhan kang chiks sa loob, paano mo makukuha kukunin ang attention nya?
2. Oh cge, nakuha mo na yun attention.. bibigyan mo ba ng chiks si jose?
3. Assuming may chiks na kayong dalawa ni jose.. Napansin mo na hindi makagalaw si jose habang nilalantakan sya ng chiks.. (ano maipapayo mo sa kanya para naman maenjoy nya ang paghahappy happy nyo)
4. Paano mo kakausapin ang chiks para matipuhan ka rin nya?
5. Paano mong gagawan ng moves to para umabot ang kamay mo sa dibdib ng chiks na ito?
6. Assuming nahahawakan mo na ang dibdib neto, paano mo didiskartehan mahawakan yun keps nya?
7. Nakakarami kana ng score at si joe ay parang statwa lang at naboboring na ang chiks nya.. Ano sasabihin mo sa chiks para manumbalik ang pananabik nya kay joe?
8. Habang nakikipagpalitan ka ng laway sa chiks at yun kamay mo naman ay nasa malalambot na parte ng babae, at biglang dumating si misis na nasa likod mo na at nahuli ka sa akto.. Paano mo ito malulusutan?
9. Si jose mula ng pumasok at matapos ang pinaggagawa nyo at away na nanyare ay hindi pa rin makagalaw.... Ano na ang huli mong sasabihin kay jose?
10. Ano ang final words mo kay misis after ng insidente na ito...

yan lang siguro tanong ko... nakakatamad gumawa ng questions ehhh...


 

[arthas™]

Dinamay mo na naman ako sa situational mo fayat! Di talaga ako makakagalaw jan lol

Hey zz boy. Let's get back to business:

Situational 5:

Let's put some twist. Assume you're married right now and your baby is a girl. You decided to part ways because of musunderstanding. She went to a place far away that you don't know with your daughter. Years passed, and it seems like you've already moved on. You've met a girl in a club while you're drinking, soon both of you become close and an unexpected thing happened. That resulted to her being pregnant and because you've already fallen for her you decided to marry her. When you're about to meet her parents, you noticed her wallet with the picture of your wife. You asked her what's her relationship with that girl on the picture. She said it straight that she was her mom. What would be your initial reaction and how would you handle this?


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[zzgundam]

ohhh hot seat

makapagtanong nga muna...

random questions:

1. Papaano ka magiging ama sa anak mo?
2. Kung matatanda/lolo na kayo ng asawa mo ngayon, ano sa palagay mo ang ginagawa nyo ngayon?
3. Nakapasok kana ba sa beerhouse?
4. Ano favorite mong porn category?
5. Sino ang pinaka favorite mong porn star?
6. Ano favorite six postion?
7. Si Napoles ba dapat maging state witness or kasuhan na lang?
8. Naniniwala kaba na si Marcos ang pinakamagaling na presidente?
9. Ano payo mo sa mga naghihirap ngayon?
10. Ano na ang pinakamalayo na nalakad mo? at bakit?
11. Natry mo na ba tumae na nakatungtong ang paa mo sa bowl? Kelan to?
12. Ano usually ginagawa mo sa client na masyado makulit kausap at hindi marunong umintindi?
13. Kung magugutom ka ngayon, ano pagkain ang unang pumasok sa isipan mo?
14. Kung saka sakali manghoholdap ka ng cellphone? Pano mo sya hoholdapin?
15. Ano ang pinakastrongest password na nagamit mo (syempre hindi mo na ginagamit ngayon)?
16. Ano ang pinakawierd na naibuild mo sa DOTA?
17. Start up item ang madalas mong bilin sa DOTA?
18. Ano ang pinakasweet na nagawa mo sa misis mo?
19. Pag nagaaway kayo ni misis, pano nareresolba?
20. Kelan kang huli natalisod sa daan at bakit?
21. Kung mawawala na ang PORK Barrel, pano mo iuutilize ang resources ng government?
22. May bata ka nakita sa daan na nanghihingi sayo ng limos at talagang nakakaawa pero may nakita kang plastik na may rugby.. Pano mo sya matutulungan?
23. Pano mo naligawan si misis?
24. Sa one sided relationship, ano ang mas gusto mo.. Ang mahal mo or ang ma ka nya?
25. Kung may enough kang resources, how can you saved environment from pollution? noise, air, water, land...
26. Paano mo inoovercome ang failures? Ano ang step by step neto?
27. In you view points, ano ba ang kagandahan ng asal and morality?
28. Pabor kaba sa paggamit ng papel rather than plastic? Kung plastic hindi natutunaw sa dagat, pag papel naman ang puno naman magsusuffer.. Pano mo idedefend ang sagot mo?
29. Ano ang madalas mong countermeasures kapag naencounter mo ang miscalculation? or kung hindi pa nanyayare ano gagawin mo kung sakali manyari sayo?
30. Paano mo nakokontrol ang sixual urge mo?

Sige makapagsituational nga din

Simple lang naman to:

Scenario

Naglalakad kayo ni jose sa daan ng may nakita kayong beerhouse... Out of the blue, bigla nagyaya si jose sa loob parang makapag happy happy.. Napapayag ka ni jose sa loob dahil nacurious ka rin kung ano ba nasa loob ng beerhouse na yan (di ko rin kasi alam ehh  ). Dyan na kayo umiinom inom at syempre may nagsasayawan chiks sa stage (hindi ko rin alam kung eto ba talaga ang nasa loob ng beerhouse ).

Mga tanong:

1. May natipuhan kang chiks sa loob, paano mo makukuha kukunin ang attention nya?
2. Oh cge, nakuha mo na yun attention.. bibigyan mo ba ng chiks si jose?
3. Assuming may chiks na kayong dalawa ni jose.. Napansin mo na hindi makagalaw si jose habang nilalantakan sya ng chiks.. (ano maipapayo mo sa kanya para naman maenjoy nya ang paghahappy happy nyo)
4. Paano mo kakausapin ang chiks para matipuhan ka rin nya?
5. Paano mong gagawan ng moves to para umabot ang kamay mo sa dibdib ng chiks na ito?
6. Assuming nahahawakan mo na ang dibdib neto, paano mo didiskartehan mahawakan yun keps nya?
7. Nakakarami kana ng score at si joe ay parang statwa lang at naboboring na ang chiks nya.. Ano sasabihin mo sa chiks para manumbalik ang pananabik nya kay joe?
8. Habang nakikipagpalitan ka ng laway sa chiks at yun kamay mo naman ay nasa malalambot na parte ng babae, at biglang dumating si misis na nasa likod mo na at nahuli ka sa akto.. Paano mo ito malulusutan?
9. Si jose mula ng pumasok at matapos ang pinaggagawa nyo at away na nanyare ay hindi pa rin makagalaw.... Ano na ang huli mong sasabihin kay jose?
10. Ano ang final words mo kay misis after ng insidente na ito...

yan lang siguro tanong ko... nakakatamad gumawa ng questions ehhh...


 

This question bank is SOOO LONGGG...
Let's deal with it:

1. Papaano ka magiging ama sa anak mo?
-I intend to be the best dad in the world for him. I'll teach him what's right and what's wrong, I'll give him what he needs but not always what he wants, and show him love and compassion. Leading by example, as they say.

2. Kung matatanda/lolo na kayo ng asawa mo ngayon, ano sa palagay mo ang ginagawa nyo ngayon?
-Relaxing in a beach or farm somewhere, just the two of us. We'll visit our son and his family once in a while.

3. Nakapasok kana ba sa beerhouse?
-Yes.

4. Ano favorite mong porn category?
-None in particular, they're all the same to me.

5. Sino ang pinaka favorite mong porn star?
-None in particular, they're all the same to me.

6. Ano favorite six postion?
-None in particular; the position does not matter. six is an expression of love, the important thing is, you get to express your love to each other. Pleasure is just a bonus.

7. Si Napoles ba dapat maging state witness or kasuhan na lang?
-File a case against her and send her and her entire family to jail.

8. Naniniwala kaba na si Marcos ang pinakamagaling na presidente?
-Yes. My parents told me this, my in-laws told me this as well.

9. Ano payo mo sa mga naghihirap ngayon?
-Work hard, send your children to school, don't steal, and pray. If you're from the province, go back to the province and till the land there. Metro Manila isn't the city of plenty you imagined.

10. Ano na ang pinakamalayo na nalakad mo? at bakit?
-Around 6km in noonday heat. From MRT Taft Station to the northern end of Skyway. I was going to pick up a motherboard (DFI LanParty UT nForce2) from some street along there. I did not have a GPS unit at that time yet, and I completely did not know where this place was.

11. Natry mo na ba tumae na nakatungtong ang paa mo sa bowl? Kelan to?
-Yes, in my alma mater, because I was completely sure the bowl wasn't clean, and I didn't have disinfectant stuff with me. This was 2001-2002 or so.

12. Ano usually ginagawa mo sa client na masyado makulit kausap at hindi marunong umintindi?
-Talk to their manager.

13. Kung magugutom ka ngayon, ano pagkain ang unang pumasok sa isipan mo?
-Pizza.

14. Kung saka sakali manghoholdap ka ng cellphone? Pano mo sya hoholdapin?
-I won't. It's not mine, I won't take it.

15. Ano ang pinakastrongest password na nagamit mo (syempre hindi mo na ginagamit ngayon)?
-Str4tp0!nt@bgnBGN*105. Don't ask where I used it.

16. Ano ang pinakawierd na naibuild mo sa DOTA?
-Dagon 5 on Abaddon for fun because I had so much gold.

17. Start up item ang madalas mong bilin sa DOTA?
-Tango, Healing Salve, Ironwood Branch

18. Ano ang pinakasweet na nagawa mo sa misis mo?
-Too many choices. Can't say which one is the sweetest.

19. Pag nagaaway kayo ni misis, pano nareresolba?
-Sweetness, asking forgiveness, and some bribes (either from me or her).

20. Kelan kang huli natalisod sa daan at bakit?
-4 days ago on my way to the office. Was in too much of a hurry.

21. Kung mawawala na ang PORK Barrel, pano mo iuutilize ang resources ng government?
-Invest in universities and R&D.

22. May bata ka nakita sa daan na nanghihingi sayo ng limos at talagang nakakaawa pero may nakita kang plastik na may rugby.. Pano mo sya matutulungan?
-Give him/her food. I don't care if he's/she's stoned, food always helps.

23. Pano mo naligawan si misis?
-VERY long story. This is not the place to discuss this.

24. Sa one sided relationship, ano ang mas gusto mo.. Ang mahal mo or ang ma ka nya?
-I'd choose me having the unrequited love for her. In that case at least I won't hurt her.

25. Kung may enough kang resources, how can you saved environment from pollution? noise, air, water, land...
-Cast "Wrath of God".... joke. Destroy all humans. That'd immediately fix the situation.

26. Paano mo inoovercome ang failures? Ano ang step by step neto?
-This is TL;DR stuff. This is not the place for this.
Short version: technology, patience and hard work.

27. In you view points, ano ba ang kagandahan ng asal and morality?
-Think about what how you would want others to act toward you. Do it. That's good manners.

28. Pabor kaba sa paggamit ng papel rather than plastic? Kung plastic hindi natutunaw sa dagat, pag papel naman ang puno naman magsusuffer.. Pano mo idedefend ang sagot mo?
-Yes, except for a few instances where plastic is the better alternative. Paper CAN and SHOULD be recycled. It's difficult to do that with long chain polymers (aka plastic)

29. Ano ang madalas mong countermeasures kapag naencounter mo ang miscalculation? or kung hindi pa nanyayare ano gagawin mo kung sakali manyari sayo?
-Recalculate and solve issue on the fly.

30. Paano mo nakokontrol ang sixual urge mo?
-Think of something else, do something else.

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Scenario

Naglalakad kayo ni jose sa daan ng may nakita kayong beerhouse... Out of the blue, bigla nagyaya si jose sa loob parang makapag happy happy.. Napapayag ka ni jose sa loob dahil nacurious ka rin kung ano ba nasa loob ng beerhouse na yan (di ko rin kasi alam ehh  ). Dyan na kayo umiinom inom at syempre may nagsasayawan chiks sa stage (hindi ko rin alam kung eto ba talaga ang nasa loob ng beerhouse ).

Mga tanong:

1. May natipuhan kang chiks sa loob, paano mo makukuha kukunin ang attention nya?
-This is assuming there will be a girl I like. Probability is below 1% so I won't consider it. In practice most probably I'll just be a distant observer. No touching.

2. Oh cge, nakuha mo na yun attention.. bibigyan mo ba ng chiks si jose?
-Refer to question 1. However I'd gladly pay for his stuff. I know he repays debts well.

3. Assuming may chiks na kayong dalawa ni jose.. Napansin mo na hindi makagalaw si jose habang nilalantakan sya ng chiks.. (ano maipapayo mo sa kanya para naman maenjoy nya ang paghahappy happy nyo)
-Again refer to question 1. However if he's in this situation already I'll just leave him alone and let him enjoy.

4. Paano mo kakausapin ang chiks para matipuhan ka rin nya?
-Please refer to question 1.

5. Paano mong gagawan ng moves to para umabot ang kamay mo sa dibdib ng chiks na ito?
-Please refer to question 1.

6. Assuming nahahawakan mo na ang dibdib neto, paano mo didiskartehan mahawakan yun keps nya?
-Please refer to question 1.

7. Nakakarami kana ng score at si joe ay parang statwa lang at naboboring na ang chiks nya.. Ano sasabihin mo sa chiks para manumbalik ang pananabik nya kay joe?
-In this case, where Joe is boring his girl out of her mind, I'll try to buy them drinks or something. And kick Joe in his behind to snap him out of his stupor.

8. Habang nakikipagpalitan ka ng laway sa chiks at yun kamay mo naman ay nasa malalambot na parte ng babae, at biglang dumating si misis na nasa likod mo na at nahuli ka sa akto.. Paano mo ito malulusutan?
-Situation is impossible, please refer to question 1.

9. Si jose mula ng pumasok at matapos ang pinaggagawa nyo at away na nanyare ay hindi pa rin makagalaw.... Ano na ang huli mong sasabihin kay jose?
-I'll empty a bucket of ice onto his head to reboot his system.

10. Ano ang final words mo kay misis after ng insidente na ito...
-Please refer to question 8.

---end situational---

Whew!

[zzgundam]

Dinamay mo na naman ako sa situational mo fayat! Di talaga ako makakagalaw jan lol

Hey zz boy. Let's get back to business:

Situational 5:

Let's put some twist. Assume you're married right now and your baby is a girl. You decided to part ways because of musunderstanding. She went to a place far away that you don't know with your daughter. Years passed, and it seems like you've already moved on. You've met a girl in a club while you're drinking, soon both of you become close and an unexpected thing happened. That resulted to her being pregnant and because you've already fallen for her you decided to marry her. When you're about to meet her parents, you noticed her wallet with the picture of your wife. You asked her what's her relationship with that girl on the picture. She said it straight that she was her mom. What would be your initial reaction and how would you handle this?


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Response:

1. Situation is impossible since I wouldn't date a girl half my age or less.
2. I'd recognize my son (in this situation, my daughter) anytime. Even if we have been separated for 10++ years. Must be my image matching algorithms.
3. Since this dependency is unresolved, the rest of the situation becomes irrelevant.

Thanks,
zz