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Ano ang pinaka nakakatawang Kalokohan na nagawa mo

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Khit ano lang basta kalokohan.

Ako umpisahan ko, one time nag iinuman kami ng redhorse.

Bumaba saglit ng condo yung isang kainuman namen na babading bading para bumili pulutan.

Napagtripan namin na jumingle sa baso since mukha din beer sabay lagay ng Ice.

Pagbalik nya tagay na nya, sinaid lahat.

Until now d nya yun alam and kung bakit ang codename namin saka ay: "InHuman"


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Ano ang pinaka nakakatawang Kalokohan na nagawa mo
« on: May 25, 2013, 10:17:58 PM »

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Reply #1 on: May 26, 2013, 02:25:02 AM
ako nung high school nung inututan ko sa mukha yung classmate ko hehehe....sabog siya sa utot ko hahaha.....


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Reply #2 on: May 26, 2013, 08:49:35 AM
well ako too many to mention pero magsasabi na rin ako

like naglagay ng malalaking bato sa bag ng 2 classmate noong field trip namin

as in malaki talaga, nagdrawing ng chuchu ng lalake sa noo ng customer sa

comp shop ko na nakatulog noon nag overnight siya sa laro..

then wala siya kamalay malay may ganun sa noo niya na umuwi hahaha..

tsaka na lang daw niya nalaman noong naka uwi na siya sumakay pa daw siya

sa jeep na puno tinnginan mga tao walang nagsabi hahaha
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Re: Ano ang pinaka nakakatawang Kalokohan na nagawa mo
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Reply #3 on: May 26, 2013, 08:53:43 AM
same kay 10reason utot din. umutot ako sa jeep syempre mag-ba-vibrate sa upuan yun kaya para di ako mapag bintangan lumingon ako sa katabi ko at tumingin ng parang nagulat kaya yung mga pasahero tumingin lahat sa kanya.


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Reply #4 on: May 26, 2013, 05:15:53 PM
 ;Dhahaha... Natawa ako sa nabasa ko ah!

Killerfart yang hangin mo Ten! Haha

Inhuman grabe! Katakot makipag inuman pag ganun!

Ako noon nung bata pa ako kahilig kong biruin  younger brother ko minsan naiwan kami ako naglalaro sya naman nakaupo sa highchair nya... Nilaro ko sya e inapuntahan ako ng kalokohan... Yung right index finger ko ipnasok ko sa right nostril ko sabi ko sa baby brother ko ' c'mon open your mouth' bukas nman bibig ng kapatid ko then nde ko naman isusubo s akanya yung index finger ko kaya nga joke e.. Yung middle finger ko ipanasipsip ko sa kanya ... Awwwww! Nakakatuwa ung feeling! Habang suck ng baby brother ko yung finger ko kase meron na syang teeth noon nyahaha... Tapos babawiin ko ying kamay ko e iiyak naman brother ko e di pailit ulit yun tuwang tuwa ako kaae rulo laway pa kapatid lo e... Tapos may luha luha pa sya.. Nyahaha sobrang tuwa ko nde ko namalayan nasa likod na pala mommy ko..sabi nya saken bakit daw pinapakain ko kulangot ko sa kapatid ko?!

Binatukan ako ng ubod lakas at sabi ni mommy saken ' sige mangulangot ka ngayon at isubo mo din wag mong aalisin ang daliri mo sa nguso mo pag ginawa mo yan may hataw ka sakin!'

At yan ang kalokohan ko sa kapatid ko na pag naalala ko at nangungulangot ako e mapapatingin ako sa daliri ko at mapapangiti ako .. Sabay sabing...

'You... You, naughty dirty finger!'

Nyahaha!

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Re: Ano ang pinaka nakakatawang Kalokohan na nagawa mo
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Reply #5 on: May 27, 2013, 02:50:00 AM
;Dhahaha... Natawa ako sa nabasa ko ah!

Killerfart yang hangin mo Ten! Haha

Inhuman grabe! Katakot makipag inuman pag ganun!

Ako noon nung bata pa ako kahilig kong biruin  younger brother ko minsan naiwan kami ako naglalaro sya naman nakaupo sa highchair nya... Nilaro ko sya e inapuntahan ako ng kalokohan... Yung right index finger ko ipnasok ko sa right nostril ko sabi ko sa baby brother ko ' c'mon open your mouth' bukas nman bibig ng kapatid ko then nde ko naman isusubo s akanya yung index finger ko kaya nga joke e.. Yung middle finger ko ipanasipsip ko sa kanya ... Awwwww! Nakakatuwa ung feeling! Habang suck ng baby brother ko yung finger ko kase meron na syang teeth noon nyahaha... Tapos babawiin ko ying kamay ko e iiyak naman brother ko e di pailit ulit yun tuwang tuwa ako kaae rulo laway pa kapatid lo e... Tapos may luha luha pa sya.. Nyahaha sobrang tuwa ko nde ko namalayan nasa likod na pala mommy ko..sabi nya saken bakit daw pinapakain ko kulangot ko sa kapatid ko?!

Binatukan ako ng ubod lakas at sabi ni mommy saken ' sige mangulangot ka ngayon at isubo mo din wag mong aalisin ang daliri mo sa nguso mo pag ginawa mo yan may hataw ka sakin!'

At yan ang kalokohan ko sa kapatid ko na pag naalala ko at nangungulangot ako e mapapatingin ako sa daliri ko at mapapangiti ako .. Sabay sabing...

'You... You, naughty dirty finger!'

Nyahaha!

basahin mo sa life stories yung story na ginawa kong kalokohan nung high school ako hehehe....

eto yun

http://www.pinoycyberkada.com/index.php?topic=1789.0
« Last Edit: May 27, 2013, 04:36:16 AM by 10reason »


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Reply #6 on: May 27, 2013, 11:17:28 PM
During elementary days, nag away kami nung girl din na classmate ko due to this crazy chinese garter game, ung away namin na to the point na guidance office kami ng classmate ko that ended up na pinagbati na kami.

The next day, naglalaro kami, I gave her a Glass of "Milo" sabi ko peace offering, half ng baso yung nainom nya saka nya niluwa at sinuka pilit, since Lupa naman talaga un and di Milo. ayun pinatwag si Mother after...
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Reply #7 on: May 28, 2013, 12:52:54 AM
During elementary days, nag away kami nung girl din na classmate ko due to this crazy chinese garter game, ung away namin na to the point na guidance office kami ng classmate ko that ended up na pinagbati na kami.

The next day, naglalaro kami, I gave her a Glass of "Milo" sabi ko peace offering, half ng baso yung nainom nya saka nya niluwa at sinuka pilit, since Lupa naman talaga un and di Milo. ayun pinatwag si Mother after...

gaya gaya ka, hahahaha  ;D ;D


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Reply #8 on: May 28, 2013, 02:31:01 AM
During elementary days, nag away kami nung girl din na classmate ko due to this crazy chinese garter game, ung away namin na to the point na guidance office kami ng classmate ko that ended up na pinagbati na kami.

The next day, naglalaro kami, I gave her a Glass of "Milo" sabi ko peace offering, half ng baso yung nainom nya saka nya niluwa at sinuka pilit, since Lupa naman talaga un and di Milo. ayun pinatwag si Mother after...

brutal naman ang ginawa mo ms.jasmine hehehe.....


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Reply #9 on: May 28, 2013, 02:56:10 AM
gaya gaya ka, hahahaha  ;D ;D

mana mana lang yan talaga Mics, hahaha, BI ka saken.
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Reply #10 on: May 28, 2013, 03:01:49 PM
Hehe ang sadyaing ibaba ang zipper ng pants ko sa harapan ng teacher kong matandang dalaga na parating kumukulo ang dugo sa kin...

Kaya ayon..next day..nasa guidance ang ermat ko...


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