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LOVE banat (^_~)

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Reply #885 on: September 20, 2015, 12:10:45 PM
Boy    :   Deadline ka ba?

Girl   :   Hindi, Bakit?

Boy   :   Lagi kasi akong naghahabol saiyo eh . . . :P

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Reply #886 on: September 20, 2015, 12:32:32 PM



kilig banat para sa mga chubbyliscious....


-mas matindi kung ito maririnig mo sa crush mo:
alam mo parang tumataba ka...
bumibilog...
at unti-unting...
nagiging mundo ko...


simpleng banat para makaiwas sa pagka basted...

-boy: alam mo ba? ang bigas, gasolina, pamasahe, tuition fee, isda, karne, lahat sila nagmamahalan...
girl: eh ano ngayon?
boy: tayo na lang kaya ang hindi!


sweet banat pero may halong sumbat...

-girl: alam mo nakakaasar ka na, masyado kang immature!
boy: aba, wag mo ko sisishin, ikaw naman ang dahilan ng lahat ng ito.



. . .  >:D >:D >:D >:D



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Reply #887 on: September 20, 2015, 12:54:28 PM
Boy    :   Wag mong tambayan ang isip ko!

Girl   :   Aw bakit naman?

Boy   :   Kasi pag ako naasar ikukulong kita sa puso ko  :-[ :D

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Reply #888 on: September 20, 2015, 01:45:40 PM


Di bale nang masubsob ako…Kung sasakto naman sa labi mo

pero...paano kung below the belt? ehem!

...e di jackpot! ahahaha >:D >:D >:D


i forgot your name....can i call you MINE?  hihihi... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[







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Reply #889 on: September 21, 2015, 11:27:36 AM
Nangangayayat ka ata?

Kailangan mo ng vitamin ME ! :P :-[ :D

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Reply #890 on: September 21, 2015, 05:41:02 PM



kumakain ka ba ng asukal? ang tamis kase ng ngiti mo....

. . .  >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D






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Reply #891 on: September 21, 2015, 06:36:56 PM
Boy    : kelan mo gusto mag asawa?

Girl   :  pag 26 an ako...eh ikaw?

Boy   : pag 26 Kia na :D

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Reply #892 on: September 21, 2015, 06:39:18 PM



Girl: Ouch! nasugatan kamay ko.
Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling
Girl:Thanks
Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?
Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy: Para makiss ko din.


. . . .  ok sa banat! pag lulusot lulusot talaga >:D >:D >:D






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Reply #893 on: September 21, 2015, 06:44:14 PM
Pangalan mo pa Lang kinikilig an ako .... Pano pa kaya Kung magka apelyido na tayo. :D

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Reply #894 on: September 21, 2015, 06:47:49 PM



Boy : Miss, para kang chicharon
Girl : bakit naman?
Boy : ang sarap mong papakin!
(bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy : oo...bwiset! nakaka high blood ka!


. . . nyahaha!  >:D >:D >:D







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Reply #895 on: September 21, 2015, 06:59:54 PM
Boy    : Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis?

Girl   : Huh bakit?

Boy   : Kasi kapag ngumiti ka may spark  :D

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Reply #896 on: September 21, 2015, 07:00:17 PM
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Reply #897 on: September 21, 2015, 07:32:29 PM



ang sabi ni boy banat;

 Ang relasyon ay parang pagsusuot ng cocktail dress at rubber shoes ng sabay.
Magkaiba man, babagay pa rin yan depende sa nagdadala.






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Reply #898 on: September 26, 2015, 11:46:05 AM
Sa iyo na ang Philhealth at SSS ko . . .  basta sa akin ang Pag-ibig mo  ;D :D :P

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Reply #899 on: October 05, 2015, 10:28:58 AM
Boy   :  Traydor ako.

Girl  :  Ha? Bakit?

Boy  :  Kasi kaibigan mo ako kapag nakaharap ka.... Pero pag nakatalikod ka mahal talaga kita.  :-[

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