101 ways na bigla ka na lang mapunta sa principal's office or dean's office.

AgileZero · **on:** December 13, 2013, 02:05:35 PM

The more exaggerated ang action the better. Remember to write the number of your tip.

I'll start with:

#1

Nakawin ang pustiso ng instructor sa Speech.
(Ganyan katanda ang instructor ko.)

My Board · « **on:** December 13, 2013, 02:05:35 PM »

radicalerror · **Reply #1 on:** December 13, 2013, 11:32:37 PM

#2

Nag hubad at isinigaw ang "kalayaan!!" sa harap ng mga kaklase at guro~

AgileZero · **Reply #2 on:** December 14, 2013, 05:11:47 PM

#3

Nakahubad kang naglalasing sa dorm mo. Kinabukasan, nagising ka na lang bigla sa loob ng dean's office at katabi mo sa sahig ang dean.

My Board · « **Reply #2 on:** December 14, 2013, 05:11:47 PM »

IORI™ · **Reply #3 on:** December 14, 2013, 06:18:59 PM

batuhin ng eraser ang teacher sa mukha

That is my tip number four

AgileZero · **Reply #4 on:** December 14, 2013, 10:43:58 PM

Thank you, Sir Iori for the tip. Typical yet very effective.

#4

Na-assign i-raise ang Philippine flag. Itinaas ang bandila ng nasa itaas ang pula bago ang asul.

Reaction mo? "Meh, Close enough."

Ilang segundo pa, naging warzone ang eskwelahan.

My Board · « **Reply #4 on:** December 14, 2013, 10:43:58 PM »

xxxchoholic Rai ♥ · **Reply #5 on:** December 14, 2013, 10:53:33 PM

para sa catholic ang school..

#5

magdala ng placard nakasulat ay DAMASO itaas ito sa harap

ng pari ng school

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xxxchoholic Rai ♥ · **Reply #6 on:** December 14, 2013, 11:00:03 PM

#6

gumawa ng chair barricade sa labas ng classroom at takpan yun hallway

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Itachi101 · **Reply #7 on:** December 14, 2013, 11:25:43 PM

pasenya na di ako
qualified dito
good student here

cezky09 · **Reply #8 on:** December 14, 2013, 11:29:24 PM

Padaanan mo ng chalk yubg pinakagilid ng armchair para pagdaan kaklase mo malagyan damit niya.

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xxxchoholic Rai ♥ · **Reply #9 on:** December 14, 2013, 11:33:17 PM

Quote from: Itachi101 on December 14, 2013, 11:25:43 PM

pasenya na di ako
qualified dito
good student here

hihihi ayos lang yan sir ako nga president ng student council dati hihihi

#7

paghaluin ang sulfur at phosphorus sa chem lab tapos sindihan

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AgileZero · **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2013, 12:08:12 AM

Reminders to all: Remember to put the tip number.

Quote from: Itachi101 on December 14, 2013, 11:25:43 PM

pasenya na di ako
qualified dito
good student here

Oi Itachi101, don't be such a goody two-shoes and post your most evil ways of sending yourself to the dean's office or principal's office. It's a fact that posting your innermost evil desire is a good way to "relieve your tension."

#8

Kiss your teacher full on the lips. Note that the teacher should be as old as the moon.

IORI™ · **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2013, 03:14:50 AM

number 9

.. hipuin ang suso ng pinakamagandang chix sa loob ng campus ..

effective to .. nakita ko na to before .. derecho sa dean office kasama pa ang mother!!

toshka · **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2013, 03:50:43 AM

10.
Magdala ng porn magazines at videos ipamahagi sa mga kaklase.

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AgileZero · **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2013, 04:43:52 AM

At nagsilabasan ang mga perverted tips, #9 and #10. My classmate did #10 when I was in high school. Nag-spark ng porn magazine-burning sa harapan ng eskwelahan namin after the flag ceremony.

#11

Scout Leader ka. Assemble the scouts in such a way that there will be no gap between each other. Utusan mo ng "LAKAD PASULONG 'KAD!!!" ang mga boy scouts papunta sa kinatatayuan ng principal sa quadrangle.

Huwag mo silang pahihintuin.

dennis magtulis · **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2013, 08:17:36 AM

12 . Pumasok ng nakainom - magdala ng malaking bag na me lamang unan. tapos tulugan ang boring na teacher

My Board · « **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2013, 08:17:36 AM »