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IORIâ„¢:
haha una sa lahat .. im not an engineer .. pero dito ko nalang ito ilagay .. kasi daw this topic was questioned to engineering students .. 




here is the question .. explain HELL ???



he answered ..

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
 
If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct—leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."


kayo guys .. ano masasabi nyo  :think:

phil_13:
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hahahahaha...

what the falls  said!

Hahahhahahahaha..

Nice one Author! That is what I could say.. :peace:

babyice06:
ha ha epic explanation of hell thanks for sharing :D

jogradnapogi:
Langya  nice segway

glen1234s:
engineer pinaexplain ang hell... anak ng tipaklong naman...
paprove mo nga sa mga pastor ang pythagorean theorem...

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