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Tambayan ng mga Chicx at Tsonx => General Discussion => Topic started by: dennis magtulis on May 16, 2014, 05:51:31 PM
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Diko sure if nasa tamang Thread ako
*This post is satirical and meant to be humorous.
1. Selfies are strictly for women.
Women take selfies in order to show things off to the world that men really don’t care about.
Women like to boast about their new hair color, how well they applied their makeup, how good their lips look in their new shade of lipstick, their fresh pedicures (even though their toes are still beyond help), hot outfits and cute puppies.
Women also take selfies in order to display things men really do care about, such as cleavage from multiple angles and what they look like in their “pajamas” while they are just, you know, lying around all “sleepy” and “bored.”
In short, unless you have boobs, don’t take selfies.
2. Selfies aren’t manly.
It is a rule of law that men are allowed to have a maximum of three photos of themselves: one from their first day of school, the second on their driver’s license and the third – if they are unfortunate enough to be married – from their wedding day.
Single men are, of course, allowed to have an additional photos of themselves — in a Batman outfit.
3. Selfies are for attention seekers.
Selfies send the message to the world that you desperately crave attention and validation. They also reveal that deep down, you’re a little boy lost in the big world.
If you want attention, call your mom.
4. Selfies are for shallow people.
If the only thing you have to offer the world is a shirtless selfie, then there really isn’t much to your personality after all. If you’ve got nothing useful to contribute to society, just go sit in your room and watch porn.
… Or write an article about selfies.
5. Selfies don’t help you pull girls.
Remember, Hugh Hefner earned millions of dollars and an entire mansion of chicks by taking pictures of them, rather than post-gym selfies of himself.
6. Selfies suggest you have a really small penis.
Research* suggests that men who upload selfies have below average penis sizes.
*We just made this up; there is no actual research. However, given that this is the standard insult for any annoying behavior exhibited by men, we figured it might as well apply here, too.
7. Chuck Norris doesn’t take selfies.
Which is good because there are no cameras on earth capable of adequately capturing the great man and we need the Hubble Space Telescope where it is. It’s doing important stuff, like spying on Mars.
8. Justin Bieber takes selfies.
Bieber also has a sleeve of tattoos, so you might want to re-think just how badass your new “ink” really is.
There are loopholes, however:
As with all laws there are, of course, loopholes.
Here are the limited circumstances in which taking a selfie is acceptable:
1. You have been kidnapped.
You desperately need to upload a selfie so Liam Neeson can come save you.
2. You are Snapchatting.
Hopefully not below the equator, so to speak.
The next time you think about posting a selfie, ask yourself the following: Am I an unmanly, attention-seeking, shallow, small-penised, sissy girl?
Or, to put it more simply, ask yourself, am I Justin Bieber?
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Talaga? Hindi ka nagseselfie? Hehehe...
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Talaga? Hindi ka nagseselfie? Hehehe...
haha,,switart wag moko ibuko!
ignore mo na lang ung mga selfie ko sa FB..hehe
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snapchat??? oh wait. iba nga pala yung 'purpose' ng app na to hehe
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Ahahaha... Ok ito ah... Hmmm.... From hereon... I'll never take any selfies... Hmmm.... Minsan na lang.. Nyahahaha...
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i'm doing selfie everyday since natuli ako.... special moment ko ang bago maligo... click/snapshot!
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I don't like taking selfies. I don't even like taking photos in general. Find them tedious and exhausting lalo na if maya't maya because of some vacation.
Say cheese! Uhh no?
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ung iba kasi naman OA na
lahat na lang ng gagawin kelangan me selfie sila bout dun
andun ung iba't ibant emotions/angles,,hehe
mahileg din ako magpikyur , but with a group o kaya naman because it's my first time to visit a place or first time to do something
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Ahahaha..so kapag mga lalaki nagselfie pwd ba sila ma.brand na gay? :peace: may masabi lang.. Nice share ser denz :)
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Ahahaha..so kapag mga lalaki nagselfie pwd ba sila ma.brand na gay? :peace: may masabi lang.. Nice share ser denz :)
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kaya ako some di na ako magseselfie.... yung dare to bare nmin sa wechat titigilan ko na... MINSAN NA LANG....
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Sows... ikaw? Wala selfie? Maniwala ako. Malamang kasama mo pa si avril.
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kaya ako some di na ako magseselfie.... yung dare to bare nmin sa wechat titigilan ko na... MINSAN NA LANG....
Nyahaha..patingn naman nung dare to bare na yan :laugh: yown naman pala may nxt time pa :)
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Sows... ikaw? Wala selfie? Maniwala ako. Malamang kasama mo pa si avril.
bat ganun,,kung sino p[a ung mga friends mo ,,sila pa ung magaling manlaglag? nyahaha!
antagal naman ng bakasyon na yan!
Post Merge: May 23, 2014, 08:10:37 PM
Nyahaha..patingn naman nung dare to bare na yan :laugh: yown naman pala may nxt time pa :)
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dare to bare?
sayang at di ako nakaksali jan sa mga trip nio
shy type kasi ako,,hehe
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ako guilty dito hahaha....
pag nagttravel kasi ako eh mag isa lang ako at sayang naman ang pagkakataon na iembark ang sarili mo sa lugar na napuntahan mo.... ;D
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Mali naman yung topic eh, dapat 8 resasons why it's not ok to take selfies lol.
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most men who take selfies aren't straight. and that's a fact.
:)
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Hands down on number 3. That's just the plain essence of selfie for me.
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dami na tuloy na concsious na magselfie ngayon
sayang ung binili kong monopod,,hehe
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Men who does selfies are pussy as fall.
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;D nice list i don't believe in selfies, because selfies doesn't believe in me hahahah :))
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i agree. i very rarely take selfies. and that happens only when I need to do something with it. i don't take selfies just because i want to take selfies. :peace:
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buti na lang binasa ko...akala ko kung anung klaseng "selfie" pinagsasasabi dito.
;-)
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buti na lang binasa ko...akala ko kung anung klaseng "selfie" pinagsasasabi dito.
;-)
anu pa banag ibang selfie naiisip mo pre? :brucelee1: :brucelee1: :brucelee1:
madalas mo ba gawin?nyahaha! :suka3: :suka3: :suka3:
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i think even men do picture their selves. i myself admit that i do selfie. i think there is nothing wrong with it. wala namang batas na nagbabawal sayo kunan sarili mo eh, wag mo nga lang landian sa picture kung talagang lalake ka di ba. :)) :)) :))
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hayaan nalang naten sila kung trip man nila un,,, ganyan tlga buhay kanya kayang trip lang kase yan eh hahahah :suka3:
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pwede naman cguro pero wag lang lilimitan at di na maganda tingnan
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6. Selfies suggest you have a really small penis.
Research* suggests that men who upload selfies have below average penis sizes.
kaya pala ayaw na ayaw kong mag selfie..... :suka3:
So ngayon pagnakikita ko na yung mga selfie picture ng mga Friend ko.. alam na this! bwahahaha >:D
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Tamang tama lang talaga tong mga nka describe dito sir.. Kakainis tingnan kung bakla ok lang i guess, kasi sabi mo nga para sa babae lang ang selfie. .. Lalo na sa mga nasa gym panay picture ang mga ulupong.... Pwe!!
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>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( buti na lang puro video instead of selpi ginagawa ko....