My Board

PT Interactive => Interactive => Topic started by: AgileZero on December 15, 2013, 12:25:05 AM

Title: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: AgileZero on December 15, 2013, 12:25:05 AM

Habang nandyan pa yung "101 ways to go to the principal's office or dean's office", isasama ko na ito for the benefit of those who are in a relationship.

Same rules apply: Write the tip number. The crazier the saying, the better the list. I'll start with:

#1

Girlfriend: Ay, ang liit.

 :'(

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: toshka on December 15, 2013, 04:54:14 AM

2.
Bf: babe type ko ang kuya mo.

Aw kaloka.

Sent from my GT-I8190 using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: AgileZero on December 15, 2013, 05:01:32 AM

#3

Gf: Bhe, buntis ako. Ikaw ang tatay.

#4

Gf: Bhe buntis ako. Tatay mo yung tatay.

Masisiraan ako ng bait pag narinig ko ito.

 :o

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: toshka on December 15, 2013, 05:10:51 AM

5.
Bf: babe, im inlove with my bestfriend.

Nakow, magsama kayo.

Sent from my GT-I8190 using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: AgileZero on December 15, 2013, 05:24:37 AM

#6

Gf: Uhmm... babe di ko alam kung paano ko to sasabihin pero nasira ko Xbox One mo.

Bf:  >:(

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: toshka on December 15, 2013, 05:59:44 AM

^oh no, saklap naman

Gf: baby sorry nabangga ko na naman kotse mo.... insured naman yun db?

Sent from my GT-I8190 using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: AgileZero on December 15, 2013, 11:28:12 AM

Mas masaklap yan...

BTW put a number on your tip. I'll assume it as number #7

#8

Bf: Bestfriend mo yung cute na girl na yun? Ipakilala mo naman ako.

 :o

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: magbubukid on December 15, 2013, 12:43:44 PM

#9

GF: Babe ipasok mo na, L na L na ako.

BF: Babe tapos na ako.

Tapos ka na din pag check-out ninyo.  :))

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: cezky09 on December 15, 2013, 12:56:33 PM

#10

gf: dalawa pala fb mo ano password nung account na hindi ako naka add

Sent from my GT-P1000 using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: AgileZero on December 15, 2013, 01:12:10 PM

The list is coming along just fine. BTW, about #9, talagang tapos kayo pag-check-out nyo.

#11

Gf: Babe, may sasabihin ako sa 'yo. Patay na ako. *disappears into thin air*

Bf: ..............

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: toshka on December 16, 2013, 04:08:31 AM

12.

Gf: Sweetie happy anniversary!
Bf: ngayon ba yun babe???

Sent from my GT-I8190 using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: IORI™ on December 16, 2013, 04:17:02 AM

13.

    gf :  >:( buntis ako ikaw ang ama!!

     bf : haaaaa ?  ??? 2 yrs ako sa saudi ah!! next month pa uwi ko ..

     gf : ay ..  :head:

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: AgileZero on December 16, 2013, 07:31:56 AM

Ayan kasi, absent sa math at health subject eh...

#14

Gf: Babe, halika na. Alis na tayo.
Bf: Mamaya na, last game na talaga. Pa-kill lang nitong........DOUBLE KILL!!!!! ANO KAYO, NGAYON!!!!!

  >:(

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: dennis magtulis on December 16, 2013, 09:15:21 AM

#15. Bf texting: Hon, dito nako sa Canley :-*

GF: Diba nasa office ka??? >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: AgileZero on December 16, 2013, 09:26:53 AM

#16

Gf: Bhe, nai-donate ko na yung mga lumang laruan mo sa Yolanda victims. Yung nasa cabinet na may nakasabing "Batman 10-Year Collection - Do not even touch."

 :o

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: IORI™ on December 16, 2013, 01:11:09 PM

17.

habang nag sesix

gf : babe malapit na akooohh ahhhhh ....

      ayan nah babee ohhh cge paahhhh......

      babeeeee ohhh babeee ayannn nahhhh.........



bf : hon wag ka maingay matatapos na akohhh .. after nito hon mag sama na kayo ng babe nyoooohhhh

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: AgileZero on December 16, 2013, 11:12:49 PM

# 18

Breakfasting with dinuguan at longganisa

BF: Alam mo ba bhe na marami na ang kaso ng AIDS dito sa Pilpinas. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah...tapos itong mga kamay ng mga batang napuputukan ng sinturon ni hudas eh ka-itsura ng longganisang kinakain natin. Alam mo ba ang pagawaan nitong mga longganisa ay puno ng dumi ng daga at iniipis tapos....

GF: *vomits*

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: darqsphere on January 01, 2014, 07:21:11 PM

#19

GF:....... after 3 years, ngayon ko lang aaminin seo ito...

BF:........ kahit ano pa yan mahal, tanggap ko.....

GF:........ mas malaki pa ari ko seo nung hinde pa pinuputol.....

BF:.........  :uwa:

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: pagedown on January 16, 2014, 11:28:51 AM

#20

gf:  almost 5 years n tayo ngayon ko lng nalaman na magkapatid tayo..
bf: ???

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: crashtest on February 23, 2014, 09:41:06 PM

nag i love you ka sa gf mo pero iba yung nabanggit mo na pangalan :)

Sent from my LT26ii using Tapatalk

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: darqsphere on February 26, 2014, 08:35:06 PM

No 21 (based on a true experience....)

Pagsakay ng car ni GF...

GF: Hun, kaninong hikaw ito?.....

the rest is history............ :book1:

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: Ravendelle on August 22, 2014, 09:33:57 PM

#22.

Gf:mahal pAg kinasal n tayo lagi mo b ko ssunduin sa office?
Bf:uu nmn hon.
Gf:cnong hon?mahal tawagan ntin di ba???


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: ThrashMetal on August 23, 2014, 12:44:52 AM

#23

Bf: hon bakit nawala yung itinabi kong condom dito sa cabinet mo...

Gf: ...

Sent from my mom's ipad using Tapatalk

Title: Re: 50 sayings that will result to a break-up. (Filipino or English)
Post by: Ravendelle on August 23, 2014, 12:49:39 AM

#24

Gf: bakit may couple's shirt sa aparador mo?
Bf: ah eh para sa tin yan.
Gf: hindi ko size to!at bakit mabango?hindi ko pabango ang amoy na to!!


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk