Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: dere'k ™ on May 30, 2013, 11:57:06 PM
CHERLYN, 35, approached her sleeping husband. Carefully, she pulled down his undies. Her eyes must have glowed wickedly at the sight of his penis that seemed to glitter like a gem. Perhaps using her fingers as tweezers, she picked up the glans. Then she hacked off the soft tissue with a scythe.
As Cherlyn fled with the dripping penis, she must have congratulated herself. She had just performed a penectomy.
Authorities are now hunting down Cherlyn (not her real name) who fled with her husband’s penis in Naawan, Misamis Oriental.
A radio report identified the victim as Cresencio, 32.
The report quoted Naawan Police Station chief Insp. Joseph Yabo as saying that he has not received any complaint regarding the incident which occurred at dawn last Monday.
The victim is now undergoing treatment at the Northern Mindanao Medical Center. He suffered penial injury secondary to mauling.
The radio report added that both the suspect and victim had lovers. Cherlyn is allegedly six months pregnant with a neighbors baby.
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: fayt on May 31, 2013, 02:23:14 AM
Tsk tsk.. parehas palang may kabit sya pa namputol ng kinabukasan.. psycho....
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Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: dere'k ™ on May 31, 2013, 04:52:16 AM
hahaha putol ang pagkalalaki bro... ang hirap cguro nyan para bang wala ka ng kwenta pagkalalaki mo... :(
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: Puswak63 on May 31, 2013, 05:36:21 AM
arayy!.. Praktis lang mga tol ;D masakit yan.putol wala kapang kwenta :( kaya ako mag iingat nalang thank you sa paalala tol :-*
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: xxxchoholic Rai ♥ on May 31, 2013, 11:53:56 PM
eh dapat lang yan talaga
lahat ng salawahan at mga manyakis dapat pinuputulan para matuto ng leksyon
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: dere'k ™ on May 31, 2013, 11:59:55 PM
safe ako jan... hindi naman ako babaero eh, kawawa naman yang pinutulan na yan,... hindi pa naman pweding ibalik yan... aaaawwww
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: Ozone on June 02, 2013, 09:20:03 AM
hindi na ba puwedeng ikabit, tulad ng ginawa kay JW Bobbit?
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: Prime™ on June 02, 2013, 10:20:34 AM
Tsk tsk grabe naman to! Ieeeeeeeee! O.O
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: luminukawa on June 09, 2013, 05:39:30 PM
wag mong lolokohin asawa mo kung katabi mo sya matulog
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: Cathrina on June 09, 2013, 09:32:05 PM
Wow pinutol ang kaligayahan ::) pano na yan ???
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: kis on June 30, 2013, 09:36:26 AM
hindi sa kailangan o kailangan.. pag clouded na ng mind mo ng galit o anu pa man..nawawala na yun rationality
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: ¿m☺ÿ on July 02, 2013, 02:30:11 PM
sino bang gustong maputulan? malaking wala, kaya mga brod....be nice to our gf or wife....baka maging clouded ang isip nila, we won't know......ingat ka lalo si derek....hahahaha.... +1k sayo...
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: dere'k ™ on July 02, 2013, 02:35:26 PM
wahahah wala pa akong misis tol kaya safe pa ako jan heheheh
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: dere'k ™ on July 02, 2013, 02:35:49 PM
thanks nga pala sa karma bro.... :)
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: Kolehiyala™ on July 02, 2013, 02:48:30 PM
Dapat tinuhog pa yon at inihaw haha... hotdog on a stick haha
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: payazoxiii on August 21, 2013, 10:03:19 AM
haha yari kaya kayong mga babaero esep esep na hahaha
Title: Re: mag ingat sa mga misis
Post by: jboyzxxx on August 21, 2013, 01:57:31 PM