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Title: VOTE WISELY
Post by: dakilang mangangalakal on May 13, 2013, 07:34:43 AM
Voting is a Right. It is a manifestation of Democracy. It is where citizens become the Boss for a limited time only.

Kaya lubus lubusin ang pagiging boss, tignan mo mga pulitiko na makakasalubong mo nakangiti at kakamayan ka pa at parang matagal ka nang kakilala. Dedmahin kunwari. lolz! Sarap maging boss ngayon, patay tyo after elections.
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: dakilang mangangalakal on May 13, 2013, 07:37:23 AM
dont sell your vote!


(http://img3.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/17697/1769775987aeb0683fd86f4d6a99431b46507e0b.jpg) (http://www.uploadhouse.com/viewfile.php?id=17697759&showlnk=0)
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: heyo_pineapple on May 14, 2013, 09:16:16 AM
dont sell your vote!


(http://img3.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/17697/1769775987aeb0683fd86f4d6a99431b46507e0b.jpg) (http://www.uploadhouse.com/viewfile.php?id=17697759&showlnk=0)
Investment daw nila yan 500 sa vote buying tapos kikita sila ng doble pag nakaupo na sa pwesto

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Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: dre on May 14, 2013, 09:52:56 AM
panalo si wisely  ;D
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: fayt on May 14, 2013, 02:07:53 PM
naku... nagkadaloko loko na ang nanalo hehehe... ang tindi talaga ng The King...
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: xxxchoholic Rai ♥ on May 14, 2013, 02:26:06 PM
bakit ako tumanggap pa ng 500

plus 1000 as poll watcher at plus 500 ulit na lagay

pero di ko naman sila binoto eh

bakit porket tumanggap vote buying na ba agad ni naman eh
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: silverado on May 14, 2013, 02:49:10 PM
kunin mo binibigay na pera tapos ung iba iboto mo ::)
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: fayt on May 14, 2013, 05:29:57 PM
(https://securecdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/492/3555/original.jpg)

hahaha..yan na nagalit na si miriam..
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: xxxchoholic Rai ♥ on May 14, 2013, 07:07:44 PM
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hahaha..yan na nagalit na si miriam..
well sir to late for that

pasok na si nancy
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: Prime™ on May 14, 2013, 07:14:05 PM
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hahaha..yan na nagalit na si miriam..

Bwahahaha! Oo nga naman..

Tignan mo naman mga calibre ng mga senador ngayon kumpara sa noon.

May mga marcos, may mga ninoy, salonga etc.

Eh ngayon? Hilarious.. malaking katatawanan.
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: fayt on May 14, 2013, 07:15:17 PM
too late na nga.. at hindi lang si nancy binay ang bobo nakapasok hahaha
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: fayt on May 14, 2013, 07:23:07 PM
Bwahahaha! Oo nga naman..

Tignan mo naman mga calibre ng mga senador ngayon kumpara sa noon.

May mga marcos, may mga ninoy, salonga etc.

Eh ngayon? Hilarious.. malaking katatawanan.

hahaha.. agree.. noon talagang labanan ng utak lalo na sa debate at sa pagsulong ng batas..

sa ngayon ggraduate na next year ang ilan sa magagaling magisip tulad ni sen. miriam.
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: Prime™ on May 14, 2013, 07:26:09 PM
hahaha.. agree.. noon talagang labanan ng utak lalo na sa debate at sa pagsulong ng batas..

sa ngayon ggraduate na next year ang ilan sa magagaling magisip tulad ni sen. miriam.

Yeah. Noon di ka pwede pa banjing banjing. Mag mumukha ka tanga sa floor.

Eh ngayon? Igangnam mo nalang. Pwede na yan.

Tumatandang paurong.
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: xxxchoholic Rai ♥ on May 14, 2013, 07:32:33 PM
well talagang malayo ang kalibre nila noon kesa ngayon

halos parang requirement dati eh board top notcher
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: Prime™ on May 14, 2013, 07:34:12 PM
well talagang malayo ang kalibre nila noon kesa ngayon

halos parang requirement dati eh board top notcher

Ang tanong bakit kaya?

Tumatalino ba ang tao habang tumatagal?

O..

Otherwise?
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: xxxchoholic Rai ♥ on May 14, 2013, 08:16:06 PM
Ang tanong bakit kaya?

Tumatalino ba ang tao habang tumatagal?

O..

Otherwise?
di ko alam eh meron pa rin kasing

mga well achieve on academics parin naman sa pulitika eh kahit paano

mas madami lang talaga yun hindi
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: Prime™ on May 15, 2013, 05:07:05 AM
di ko alam eh meron pa rin kasing

mga well achieve on academics parin naman sa pulitika eh kahit paano

mas madami lang talaga yun hindi

Ahh pero that's not the problem for me. What worries me is the trend. Is the people getting smarter? Or habang tumatagal eh pa urong ng pa urong? What happens 20 years from now? I shudder to think oh god...

Listen to stupid campaign jingles. Diba tunog pang pre-school? Cause most probably that is the way they see us. Stupid children in need of entertainment.

Anyway there is no business like show business.
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: dakilang mangangalakal on May 15, 2013, 12:15:35 PM
"I did not vote for you as I believed and I believe you do not deserve my vote. But the beauty of democracy is that I should learn to abide by the voice of the majority, no matter how uninformed I feel it may be. My choices have not always won elections. If they do, I pray that their path follows the way my conscience and my mind convinced me to vote for them. When people like you win, I only have one prayer: to be proven wrong.

Mine is a voice that you may never hear but I have never stifled it with the fear of creating waves in the calm waters. The ripples I make will hopefully make you gather your oars and work your way back to shore. You are not perfect and neither am I. I sincerely hope though that you work towards it and I will happily see how much more imperfect I am."

A portion of the letter to Nancy Binay from Dr. Patrick Moral
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: dakilang mangangalakal on May 15, 2013, 12:16:46 PM
Philippines Named ‘Most Stupid Country to Elect a 20-Year OJT as a Senator’ by Time Magazine

MANILA, Philippines — The Philippines has been named as Time’s “Most STUPID Country to Elect a 20-Year OJT as a Senator”.
“The overwhelming victory of a self-professed on-the-job trainee-cum-Sen­ator in the recently held election in the Philippines cemented the country’s fate,” wrote Time’s news director Marilou C. Martin.

She added, “Falling for the diversionary tactics of an inexperienced candidate that saw her steer the issue away from her credibility to her skin complexion to make herself look like the underdog; gave us no choice but to bestow such title to a country, who was destined for greatness before the elections.”
“And yes, we intentionally all-capped the word stupid for added emphasis,” according to Martin.

Time gave special attention to the country’s 11,789,643 registered voters (as of press time) who voted for Nancy Binay, as contributing to the country’s “overall stupidity rating index”.
“These are probably the same 11,289,648 people who had no access to the internet to witness the criticism their bet received for her lack political background or experience.”

The magazine didn’t wait for Comelec’s final and official number of votes Binay received before coming out with the latest issue saying that, “The amount of gullibility and the unprecedented level of idiocy forced us to go to press immediately.”
The article also noted that the country’s saving grace, namely its recent credit rating upgrade, Manny Pacquiao, Jessica Sanchez or Jada Pinkett-Smith asking for a copy of Jericho Rosales’ film did not help one bit.

“Those are only minor achievements as compared to the repercussions the sheer amount of stupidity the recent actions of the Filipino people entails.”
“It’s these kind of situations that not even Lou Diamond Philips winning the Oscars or the Philippines winning the next Miss Universe can help with your country’s image,” said Martin.
All is not lost however, according to political analyst Mak Jendoza.

Ladies and gentlemen, your future Mayor, Vice Mayor, President, First Lady, Pope and Vice President.
“Andyan na yan eh, ano pa magagawa natin (She’s already there, what else can we do)?” said Jendoza. “Siguraduhin nalang natin na hindi na mauulit ito pagdating ng 2016 (We just have to make sure that we shall not repeat this same mistake come 2016).”

“Abe eh kung maging presidente ang tatay nyan at madagdagan pa ng isang kapatid sa Senado sa 2016, baka pati ang United Nations hirangin na din tayong mga inutil (If ever her dad became president and another one of her sibling became a senator in 2016, even the United Nations shall name us stupid),” warned Jendoza.

“I can’t say that I’m proud of this recent ‘achievement’ of our country,” said Johnny Manuel Ebola after learning about the magazine cover. “But at least I’m proud to say that I’m not one of those 11,789,643 nincompoops!”
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: zkhiel on May 15, 2013, 06:30:29 PM
juice ko ang lagi kong tanong sa kanila sinu ba si wisely? hindi naman nangampanya yun eh amp
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: gogoboyz on May 15, 2013, 10:05:27 PM
Philippines Named ‘Most Stupid Country to Elect a 20-Year OJT as a Senator’ by Time Magazine

MANILA, Philippines — The Philippines has been named as Time’s “Most STUPID Country to Elect a 20-Year OJT as a Senator”.
“The overwhelming victory of a self-professed on-the-job trainee-cum-Sen­ator in the recently held election in the Philippines cemented the country’s fate,” wrote Time’s news director Marilou C. Martin.

She added, “Falling for the diversionary tactics of an inexperienced candidate that saw her steer the issue away from her credibility to her skin complexion to make herself look like the underdog; gave us no choice but to bestow such title to a country, who was destined for greatness before the elections.”
“And yes, we intentionally all-capped the word stupid for added emphasis,” according to Martin.

Time gave special attention to the country’s 11,789,643 registered voters (as of press time) who voted for Nancy Binay, as contributing to the country’s “overall stupidity rating index”.
“These are probably the same 11,289,648 people who had no access to the internet to witness the criticism their bet received for her lack political background or experience.”

The magazine didn’t wait for Comelec’s final and official number of votes Binay received before coming out with the latest issue saying that, “The amount of gullibility and the unprecedented level of idiocy forced us to go to press immediately.”
The article also noted that the country’s saving grace, namely its recent credit rating upgrade, Manny Pacquiao, Jessica Sanchez or Jada Pinkett-Smith asking for a copy of Jericho Rosales’ film did not help one bit.

“Those are only minor achievements as compared to the repercussions the sheer amount of stupidity the recent actions of the Filipino people entails.”
“It’s these kind of situations that not even Lou Diamond Philips winning the Oscars or the Philippines winning the next Miss Universe can help with your country’s image,” said Martin.
All is not lost however, according to political analyst Mak Jendoza.

Ladies and gentlemen, your future Mayor, Vice Mayor, President, First Lady, Pope and Vice President.
“Andyan na yan eh, ano pa magagawa natin (She’s already there, what else can we do)?” said Jendoza. “Siguraduhin nalang natin na hindi na mauulit ito pagdating ng 2016 (We just have to make sure that we shall not repeat this same mistake come 2016).”

“Abe eh kung maging presidente ang tatay nyan at madagdagan pa ng isang kapatid sa Senado sa 2016, baka pati ang United Nations hirangin na din tayong mga inutil (If ever her dad became president and another one of her sibling became a senator in 2016, even the United Nations shall name us stupid),” warned Jendoza.

“I can’t say that I’m proud of this recent ‘achievement’ of our country,” said Johnny Manuel Ebola after learning about the magazine cover. “But at least I’m proud to say that I’m not one of those 11,789,643 nincompoops!”
dito po galing yan
http://sowhatsnews.pinoytambay.com/2013/05/14/philippines-named-most-stupid-country-to-elect-a-20-year-ojt-as-a-senator-by-time-magazine/ (http://sowhatsnews.pinoytambay.com/2013/05/14/philippines-named-most-stupid-country-to-elect-a-20-year-ojt-as-a-senator-by-time-magazine/)
ang lahat po ng nakasulat dun sa site na iyun ay satirical and fictional lang po
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: heyo_pineapple on May 16, 2013, 08:52:43 AM
kunin mo binibigay na pera tapos ung iba iboto mo ::)

Haha badass

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Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: xxxchoholic Rai ♥ on May 16, 2013, 09:09:01 PM
Ahh pero that's not the problem for me. What worries me is the trend. Is the people getting smarter? Or habang tumatagal eh pa urong ng pa urong? What happens 20 years from now? I shudder to think oh god...

Listen to stupid campaign jingles. Diba tunog pang pre-school? Cause most probably that is the way they see us. Stupid children in need of entertainment.

Anyway there is no business like show business.

well ganun talaga eh parang paurong na nga talaga eh

parang ayoko ko nang maabutan ang time na puro na di credible ang lahat sa pulitika
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: fayt on May 16, 2013, 09:48:14 PM
Sa ngayon wala pang political figure na masasabi na magaling na mauupo sa senado. Sana wag mawalan ng magaling ang senado.

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Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: xxxchoholic Rai ♥ on May 16, 2013, 11:31:43 PM
at pag naggradute sila miriam defensor sa senado

wala na nga matinong papalit sa kanila
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: fayt on May 19, 2013, 10:22:25 AM
Tama.. pag wala na sina mirriam defensor, ponce enrile, joker arroyo.. wala na magagaling sa senado..

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Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: xxxchoholic Rai ♥ on May 19, 2013, 01:46:32 PM
Tama.. pag wala na sina mirriam defensor, ponce enrile, joker arroyo.. wala na magagaling sa senado..

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they're on their last term i think so

wala na sila unless they go on other position
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: Aekhuban on May 20, 2013, 12:31:45 AM
Tama.. pag wala na sina mirriam defensor, ponce enrile, joker arroyo.. wala na magagaling sa senado..

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Wala akong believe kay Enrile at Arroyo. Sayang si Miriam Defensor kahit tama siya ang tingin parin ng karamihan ay baliw.
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: Rad on May 20, 2013, 12:51:19 AM
dahil siguro sa nangyayari tamad na rin mag-isip ang mga botante, kung alin ang sikat at maraming dalang artista yun ang binoboto.

Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: fayt on May 20, 2013, 05:13:21 AM
Wala akong believe kay Enrile at Arroyo. Sayang si Miriam Defensor kahit tama siya ang tingin parin ng karamihan ay baliw.

Kaya naman sya sinasabihan na baliw dahil sa lalim ng kaalaman nya, hindi magawa kontrahin sya ng mga critic nya. Nagreresort na lang sila sa pag sabi na baliw sya.

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Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: xxxchoholic Rai ♥ on May 21, 2013, 12:34:31 PM
Wala akong believe kay Enrile at Arroyo. Sayang si Miriam Defensor kahit tama siya ang tingin parin ng karamihan ay baliw.
well miriam's thinking is way more brilliant and knowledgeable than most of the people in the senate today
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: Prime™ on May 21, 2013, 06:28:50 PM
I agree. Mirriam is the last of the really good ones.

The rest are either jokes, buffoons or lord of darkness types.
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: xxxchoholic Rai ♥ on May 21, 2013, 06:50:29 PM
I agree. Mirriam is the last of the really good ones.

The rest are either jokes, buffoons or lord of darkness types.
lord of darkness talaga? over hahaha lol

pero sa totoo lang tama ka pag wala na si miriam wala na din kwenta mga nasa senate
Title: Re: VOTE WISELY
Post by: fayt on May 21, 2013, 09:29:38 PM
wala na rin ang comedy sa senate na si sen. mirrian santiago hehe
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